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Everyone's talking about "serverless" like it's magic, but nobody can explain what's actually happening under the hood. Meanwhile, your AWS bill is skyrocketing faster than crypto in 2017. The best part? Those same DevOps wizards who convinced you to go serverless are probably just as confused as you are, but they're too busy setting up Kubernetes clusters they don't need to admit it. Remember: "serverless" doesn't mean there are no servers—it just means you're paying someone else a fortune to hide them from you.

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The background is literally screaming "AI AI AI AI" while the foreground shows the letters "AI" in giant orange font. It's like when your product manager asks "Can we add AI to this?" and your codebase is just a glorified if-statement. The confused expression perfectly captures that moment when someone asks if you're using "real AI" in your project and you're mentally calculating whether your nested conditional statements count as machine learning. Bonus points if you've ever renamed a variable to "ai_something" just to satisfy stakeholders.

The eternal curse of knowing how to code: suddenly everyone thinks you're also a walking Best Buy Geek Squad. Family gatherings become tech support sessions, and "I work with software" translates to "I can resurrect your decade-old HP printer that's possessed by demons." The logic loop here is beautiful. You start with the rational take—programming and printer troubleshooting are completely different skill sets. One involves elegant algorithms and clean code; the other involves sacrificing goats to appease the printer gods. But then muscle memory kicks in. You've already googled the error code. You're already checking if it's plugged in. You're in too deep. The real kicker? You WILL fix it. Not because you know anything about printers, but because you know how to read error messages and have the patience to actually restart the spooler service. Which somehow makes you more qualified than 90% of the population.

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