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Fuck Benchmarks. How Much Fps Are You Getting On The Bigrat??
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12 days ago 217.3K views 0 shares
Fuck Benchmarks. How Much Fps Are You Getting On The Bigrat??
Forget your fancy synthetic benchmarks and Crysis runs—the true test of any GPU's worth is whether it can render a photorealistic 3D rat at a smooth 165 FPS. Because nothing says "cutting-edge graphics performance" quite like a chonky rodent spinning in the void. Someone actually built this as a WebGL benchmark tool, and honestly? It's more entertaining than watching progress bars. Your $2000 RTX 4090 better be able to handle those fur shaders, or what's even the point? The rat judges all. The top-left corner shows a glorious 165 FPS at 165 Hz—clearly running on hardware that respects the rat. If your machine can't handle the bigrat, maybe it's time to upgrade. Or just accept that you'll be stuck at 30 FPS looking at a slightly less majestic rodent.

JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love
Javascript Webdev Gamedev Programming Frontend
2 months ago 160.8K views 0 shares
JavaScript Can Do Everything Except Find You Love
JavaScript has evolved from simple form validation to powering complex browser games that look like actual anime worlds. Yet somehow, it still can't solve the fundamental problem of developer loneliness. Browser: "I can render an entire interactive cityscape." JavaScript dev: "Cool, but can you render me someone who loves me?" Brutal self-burn from the JavaScript community there.

Search For Animation References Has Lead Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
9 months ago 218.8K views 0 shares
Search For Animation References Has Lead Me To Places I Wouldn't Even Go With A Gun
Every programmer knows that dark journey. You start innocently searching for "how to center a div" and three hours later you're watching a tutorial on creating realistic fur shaders in WebGL by some guy who sounds like he hasn't slept in four days. The search for animation references is just the beginning of the rabbit hole that leads you to the disturbing underbelly of programming tutorials where people implement sorting algorithms with interpretive dance and explain pointer arithmetic while dressed as anime characters. The YouTube algorithm knows your weakness—it's not cat videos, it's "uncomfortably enthusiastic dev explaining RegEx at 3am."