When The Bug Is So Bizarre, You Can't Even Explain It To Google Or GPT

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When The Bug Is So Bizarre, You Can't Even Explain It To Google Or GPT

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Oh sweet merciful compiler! That moment when your code produces a bug so otherworldly, so COSMICALLY ABSURD that you can't even form coherent search terms! 😱

You're just sitting there, Mike Wazowski-faced, completely dumbfounded because how do you even Google "program crashes when I sneeze but only on Thursdays if Mercury is in retrograde"?! GPT just responds with "I don't understand what you're asking" because YOUR BUG DEFIES THE LAWS OF COMPUTER SCIENCE ITSELF!

And then you fix it by ACCIDENT by deleting a comment. A COMMENT! Which shouldn't even DO anything! The universe is laughing at you!

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