animation Memes

Clothing Sim Woes

Clothing Sim Woes
The brutal irony of game development in one tweet! Creating complex physics simulations for epic destruction? Easy peasy . Coding realistic clothing interactions? Absolute nightmare fuel . Game devs can simulate nuclear annihilation with a few physics equations, but the moment you need a character to casually remove a hat, you're suddenly wrestling with 10,000 collision points, cloth deformation algorithms, and hair physics that will make your GPU weep. It's like building a rocket to Mars is somehow easier than simulating a handshake.

Freaky Ahh Boolean

Freaky Ahh Boolean
What fresh hell is this? Someone decided to nest animations within animations, with timing functions that depend on each other, and then threw in boolean flags named "finished" and "finishedInside" because apparently we're writing code that doubles as an adult film script. This is the kind of animation code that makes you wake up at 3 AM six months later when the client reports that "sometimes the button jiggles wrong on Samsung devices but only on Tuesdays." The triple equality check is the cherry on top. Like, yes, let's make absolutely sure we're comparing the exact same type while the rest of this code is playing 4D chess with timing functions.

The Sacred Art Of Waiting For Renders

The Sacred Art Of Waiting For Renders
Rendering: the art of turning your $3000 gaming PC into a space heater while you stare at a progress bar. Non-3D folks will never understand the sacred ritual of watching an hourglass while your GPU screams for mercy. "I'm not doing nothing, I'm actively waiting for technology to catch up with my artistic vision."

Gotta Use All The Cores

gottaUseAllTheCores | threads-memes, global-memes, forms-memes, function-memes, performance-memes, sockets-memes, animation-memes, search-memes, socket-memes, language-memes, space-memes, rust-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What if feels like to compile Rust Slint 1.8.0 Reference Q Search EP INTRODUCTION Getting Started Supported Platforms Quickstart LANGUAGE REFERENCE Introduction Concepts Syntax Builtins Builtin Callbacks Builtin Elements Builtin Enumerations Builtin Functions Builtin Global Singletons Builtin Namespaces Builtin Structures Widgets RECIPES EXAMPLES Custom Control Introductio Animation Examples States Examples Layout Examples Global Callbacks made with mematic Edit ON THIS PAGE Layout Performance CPU 100 4.57 GHz Memory 23.123.8 GB (97) Disk o (D;) HDD 0 Disk 1 (Li) HDD 0 Disk 2 (Ca SSD 2 Disk 3 (F; 0 Ethernet Ethernet S: 0 R: 0 Kbps GPU O Intel(R) Arc(TM) A... 1 (48 C) CPU Utilization over 30 seconds E3 Run new task 11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) 17-11700K 3.60GHZ Base speed: 3.60 GHz Utilization Speed 100 4.57 GHz Sockets: Cores Processes Threads Handles Logical processors: 294 3494 111992 Virtualization: Enabled 640 KB 4.0 MB L2 cache: Up time 16.0 MB 0:00:08:15 L3 cache:

Average Unity Dev

averageUnityDev | animation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content rUnity2D 5h Man I really wish there was a better way of doing this DIO 617 618 619 620 621 622 623 624 625 626 627 628 629 6300 631 892 893 894 895 896 897 898 899 900 901 902 903 904 905 906 907 908 90 910 99 referncias void SmoothBarFillAnimation0) healthBar. fillAmount 0; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.01f; Sleep (0.0001f); healthBar. fillAmount 0.02f; Sleep (0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.03f; Sleep (0.0001f); healthBar. fillAmount 0.04f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar. fillAmount 0.05f; Sleep(0.00017); healthBar. fillAmount 0.04f; healthBar.fillAmount 0.90f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.91f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.92f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.93f; Sleep (0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.94f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.95f; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar.fillAmount 0.96f ; Sleep(0.0001f); healthBar. fillAmount 0.97f; Sleep (0.0001f); healthBar. fillAmount 0.98f; Sleep (0.0001f); 159 67

Spinners go brrrrr

Spinners go brrrrr | web-memes, test-memes, animation-memes, tested-memes, reddit-memes, IT-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AskReddit EI CM 14h What is just a placebo effect but most people don't realize? 53.2k 17035 comments L hibikikun 4479 8h Loading spinners on web pages. I once had a user complain to me a web app was too slow (and it was pretty fast). So I tested him by making the animation spinner spin much faster. He went to my boss to praise me how much faster the web app was. (spin.js is what i was using)

Oh HR... why HR...

Oh HR... why HR... | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, javascript dev-memes, management-memes, program-memes, server-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, excel-memes, eclipse-memes, image-memes, function-memes, date-memes, jsp-memes, animation-memes, cli-memes, microsoft-memes, ecli-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT APPROXIMATE HOURS PER WEEK 40 Hrsweek COMPENSATION Paid TYPE DURATION 6 Months QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting Tanguage that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images Employer Profile based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors. Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements, improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing. Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Viseo. The ability to pay close attention to detail, develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for

Since when?

Since when? | programming-memes, developer-memes, html-memes, javascript-memes, tech-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, javascript dev-memes, management-memes, program-memes, server-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, data-memes, requirements-memes, security-memes, sql-memes, sql server-memes, excel-memes, eclipse-memes, image-memes, function-memes, date-memes, jsp-memes, animation-memes, cli-memes, microsoft-memes, ecli-memes, ML-memes, div-memes, language-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Java Developer Aclat, Incorporated Posted: Sep 29, 2014 DIVISION IT APPROXIMATE HOURS PER WEEK COMPENSATION Paid TYPE 40 Hrsweek DURATION 6 Months QUALIFICATIONS Any Degree DESCRIPTION JavaScript, also known as Java for short, is a scripting language that allows interactivity on websites. For instance, Java allows users to see different images Employer Profile based on where they scroll or click their mouse on the site. Java developers are the experts who work closely with team members, end-users and vendors to test and create websites that are easy to navigate for web visitors. Java developers are responsible for programming JavaScript on commercial websites to create moving images, drop-down menus, animation and different sounds and music. These professionals also work closely with JavaScript to enable security settings that validate users and process business transactions. Java developers frequently communicate with their management team and end-users to ensure that the scripting language addresses user and business requirements, improves website functionality, and enhances the overall design and usability of the site. Other duties for java developers include gathering and documenting user requirements, analyzing data and conducting unit and quality assurance testing. Java developers should be highly analytical and technologically savvy, with strong problem-solving skills. Employers prefer candidates who have expertise with JavaScript development, as well as experience working with HTML, JSP, EJB, Eclipse and Microsoft SQL Server. Candidates should also have a proficiency in Microsoft Excel and Microsoft Vise. The ability to pay close attention to detail, develop creative solutions for complex and abstract problems and concentrate for

Vim users will do everything they can to have VSCode without actually having to download VSCode

Vim users will do everything they can to have VSCode without actually having to download VSCode | css-memes, javascript-memes, code-memes, java-memes, vim-memes, react-memes, loc-memes, vscode-memes, json-memes, class-memes, animation-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, js-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, div-memes, header-memes, container-memes, vpn-memes, cs-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Cool CSS animation

Cool CSS animation | css-memes, animation-memes, c-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 300 line of CSS for button animation Frontend dev

Someone had the conscience to put in the comment

Someone had the conscience to put in the comment | loc-memes, function-memes, animation-memes, cli-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content base.shaft next , true); base.pauseTimerAnimation (true); base. doTimerAnimation); J, opt.advanceSpeed); "Pi requires this bit to run slow, so Jhat client can pay more for optimization" MARIEREREITES, MULEPRESSIE O MSIBAROSUICIA time.sleep (3800) time.sleep (2500) time. sleep(2000) function resumeClock() var diffTime getPausedInterval0); base -pauseTimerAnimation(): HELE "Looks like the client has paid twice"

From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs

From an article about "side hustles" that pay 100k+ published by CNBC......aka jobs | coding-memes, html-memes, php-memes, java-memes, development-memes, web-memes, design-memes, website-memes, wordpress-memes, ux-memes, android-memes, backend-memes, mysql-memes, ios-memes, sql-memes, user interface-memes, animation-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 9:50 ring 5 in-demand side hustles you can do from home that pay 100,000 or more Side hustle Skills Average earnings per year Design UX Design, Website Design, Photoshop, Illustrator 75,789 to 263.571 Game Development Game Design, Unity 3D, Animation 56.493 to 258,501 Coding Java, HTML, CSS, PHP, Backend Development 101.250 to 219,108 Mobile App Development iOS Android App Development, User Interface (Ul) Design 56,493 to 145,200 Website Development WordPress, PHP, MySQL, HTML 63,586 to 141,923 Table: Morgan Smith Source: Freelancer.com Freelancer.com all maker.