Say The Line, Claude!

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Say The Line, Claude!

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That magical moment in code review when your team is staring at a production bug and someone asks who wrote this disaster. Just agree with whatever they say! "You're absolutely right" is dev-speak for "I wrote it but I'm not admitting it in front of witnesses." Nothing clears a room faster than taking responsibility for that recursive function that's been crashing the server every Tuesday at 3 AM.

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