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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Accountability Memes

Posts tagged with Accountability

The Canine Code Enforcer

Programming Devops Agile
1 month ago 84.6K views 0 shares
The Canine Code Enforcer
The golden retriever of accountability has arrived. That judgmental stare penetrates right through your soul as you scroll through memes instead of fixing that critical bug from three sprints ago. Dogs can smell fear, treats, and apparently your complete lack of git commits for the day. Close this tab and get back to work before he reports you to the scrum master. Your productivity metrics aren't fooling anyone, especially not this canine code enforcer.

A Solution For Code Reviews

Git Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 87.1K views 0 shares
A Solution For Code Reviews
The ultimate developer escape hatch has arrived! Some genius created a GitHub repo called "git-blame-someone-else" with 11k stars and counting. It's basically the digital equivalent of writing "not my fault" in your commit messages, but automated. The repo description says it all: "Blame someone else for your bad code." Finally, a way to attribute those questionable 3 AM coding decisions to your coworkers! The MIT license is just chef's kiss—legally allowing you to distribute your blame. Who needs accountability when you have this repo? Your tech debt just became somebody else's problem!

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