Accountability Memes

The duality of software engineering in two panels! Everyone desperately wants their code reviewed (hands shooting up like it's the last chopper out of Saigon), but the moment someone asks who'll actually do the reviewing... suddenly everyone's studying their shoes with intense fascination. It's like quantum entanglement of responsibility – the act of observing who'll review code causes all potential reviewers to collapse into the "busy with other priorities" state. The universal law of PR dynamics: enthusiasm is inversely proportional to accountability.

The future of accountability in the AI coding era. Run git blame all you want, but Copilot leaves no fingerprints at the scene of the crime. Just you, staring at suspicious code that writes itself, wondering if you'll ever need to remember how semicolons work again.

That moment when your coworker submits a pull request with 10,000 lines of code and you just approve it without even looking at it. "LGTM" (Looks Good To Me) is the digital equivalent of "yeah whatever, ship it" while leaning back in your chair with zero accountability. The best part? You'll be on vacation when it inevitably breaks production next week.

The ultimate developer escape hatch has arrived! Some genius created a GitHub repo called "git-blame-someone-else" with 11k stars and counting. It's basically the digital equivalent of writing "not my fault" in your commit messages, but automated. The repo description says it all: "Blame someone else for your bad code." Finally, a way to attribute those questionable 3 AM coding decisions to your coworkers! The MIT license is just chef's kiss—legally allowing you to distribute your blame. Who needs accountability when you have this repo? Your tech debt just became somebody else's problem!