Executive Order: Halt The Recursive Memes

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When your therapist underestimates the psychological damage of learning German syntax in programming... For the uninitiated, this meme shows what C would look like if Germans designed it - with terrifying function names like "druckef" instead of "printf" and "zurück" instead of "return." The real horror isn't just the German words - it's that someone actually created this monstrosity and made it syntactically valid. Imagine debugging this at 3 AM with a deadline in 4 hours. The stuff of nightmares! Your compiler errors would probably come with extra efficiency and no sense of humor whatsoever.

Content I'd just like to interject for a moment, the operating systemyou are referring to as "Windows", is in fact, DOSWindows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, DOS plus Windows. Windows is not an operating onto itself, but a program that ruins atop the Dish Operating System, or "DOS". And since DOS is primarily a commandline-based operating system, we created a program that displays other programs in handy visual components on the screen commonly called windows, and hence the name "Windows". Through a peculiar turn of events, the operating system which is widely used today is often called "Windows", and many of its users are not aware that their computer is basically a DOS system, develoved by Microsoft.

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