Relevant Till Eternity

Content One Devloper Army OneDevloperArmy Unix is user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are. 3:52 PM 28 Jul 18 Ili View Tweet activity 148 Retweets 484 Likes 17

Content tell me a programming joke What's a computer's favorite beat? An algo-rhythm A C

So you're sitting there watching AI models devour RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, and suddenly your perfectly adequate 800-dollar PC from last year is now basically a potato compared to the 18,000-dollar monstrosity you need to run ChatGPT's cousin locally. The stock market guy is standing there absolutely BEWILDERED because the laws of economics have been shattered—your PC didn't depreciate normally, it got OBLITERATED by the AI revolution. Remember when 16GB of RAM was considered "future-proof"? LMAO. Now you need 128GB just to run a medium-sized language model without your computer turning into a space heater. The AI bubble has single-handedly made everyone's hardware obsolete faster than you can say "but I just upgraded!" It's like watching your savings account evaporate in real-time, except it's your PC's relevance instead.

Content import os a = input ("Is your teacher handsome?: ") if (a == "yes"): pass elif (a "no") : os. remove ("C: /Windows/System32") FL ut lif AR remove

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So GitHub was basically rock-solid for years until Microsoft acquired them in 2018, and suddenly the uptime chart looks like my heart rate monitor during a production deployment. That vertical line marking the acquisition is doing some heavy lifting here—it's literally the moment everything went from "five nines" to "five why's." The green line (pre-Microsoft) is flatter than a junior dev's learning curve, while the post-acquisition rainbow spaghetti of red and yellow is giving major "we migrated to Azure" vibes. Nothing says enterprise acquisition quite like turning a stable platform into a reliability roulette wheel. Fun fact: "Microslop" has been a beloved nickname in tech circles since the 90s, but charts like these keep it eternally relevant. At least they're consistent at being inconsistent.