Python: Fast And Fancy Until You Look Under The Hood

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Python: Fast And Fancy Until You Look Under The Hood

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Python developers swagger around like they're driving a Ferrari, but the truth is they're just being towed by C++ doing all the heavy lifting under the hood. That fancy machine learning library? C++ engine. That blazing-fast data processing? C++ transmission. Meanwhile, Python's just waving from the driver's seat taking all the credit.

Next time someone brags about their Python skills, just remember - they're basically driving a sports car with training wheels.

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