I Love Consoles

Content These programmers always travel in groups of five There's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.

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Junior dev discovers version control the hard way. The confidence to suggest SCPing code to production servers is absolutely legendary – like suggesting we should just email our database backups or fax our API keys. The senior's "absolute horror" is so palpable you can feel it through the tweet. What makes this gold is the "I still think about it from time to time" – that's the mark of a career-defining moment where you learned that Git exists for a reason. Fun fact: AWS actually does have a service called Snowball where you literally mail physical storage devices to them for massive data transfers (think petabytes). So technically, the title isn't that far off from reality when you're dealing with truly massive datasets. But for code? Just use Git, please.

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C programmers defending their language like it's a holy crusade. On one side, you've got the "enlightened" C developers praising their blessed C26 standard, their glorious defer , their great _Generic , the noble true/false keywords (only took 50 years!), and their heroic nullptr . On the other side? The "barbarous" C89 heathens with their wicked goto , primitive void* , backward 1/0 for booleans, and brutish NULL . It's the eternal civil war within the C community. Modern C devs act like they're using a completely different language because they finally got basic features that literally every other language has had since the Stone Age. Meanwhile, the old guard is still writing typedef struct everywhere and using goto cleanup; without shame. Fun fact: C26 is the first standard to add defer , which is basically C admitting that Golang and Zig were onto something. Better late than never, I guess.

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