Why Digitalization Projects Always Fail

THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TORTURE! 😩 First panel: Developer is FORCED to endure the soul-crushing whining of customers about app performance. Second panel: Developer, dead inside, mutters "ok" while contemplating career changes. Third panel: MIRACLE HAPPENS! Developer optimizes code by 200% and briefly experiences joy! Fourth panel: Management IMMEDIATELY ruins everything - "Great, now let's cram in more features until it's slow again!" And the cycle of suffering continues FOREVER! 💀

The arcade battlefield we all dread! The client is pointing a laser gun at the project lead who's desperately trying to shield the junior dev from the chaos. It's that special moment when the client decides "hey, let's completely revamp everything" right before launch day. The project lead is taking all the hits while the junior dev stands safely in the background, arms crossed, blissfully unaware of the requirements apocalypse unfolding. Classic software development lifecycle - where "final requirements" are just a mythical concept and project timelines are more like... suggestions.

The "knowledge transfer" session that happens when a developer gives their two weeks notice is basically just corporate theater. That frantic pointing at undocumented spaghetti code while trying to explain six years of technical debt in five meetings? Pure comedy gold. The best part is pretending anyone will remember any of it after you're gone. Spoiler alert: they won't. They'll just blame everything that breaks on "that guy who left" for the next three years.

The most brutally honest pie chart that doesn't actually have a legend for the massive red section. Spoiler alert: that's where all the existential dread, burnout, and "why does this code work but that identical code doesn't" lives. Notice how the wellness and stable mental health sections are mysteriously absent from the chart despite being in the legend? That's not a graphical error—it's a feature of modern IT life. The salary slice is there but suspiciously small compared to what recruiters promised. And confidence for the future? That tiny orange slice is what remains after your 17th framework migration this year.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer to create a physical "Looks Good To Me" stamp for code reviews! 💀 Because why spend 3 hours nitpicking someone's perfectly functional code when you could just SLAM this bad boy down and call it a day?! This is the physical manifestation of that colleague who reviews your 500-line PR in 30 seconds flat. The ultimate weapon against those overzealous reviewers who want you to rename variables at 4:59 PM on a Friday! Honestly, if your team's code quality standards have descended into rubber-stamp territory, you might as well embrace the chaos with STYLE! Next PR? *THUMP* – APPROVED! No questions asked! Your codebase is either going to absolutely thrive or spectacularly implode, and I am HERE for the drama either way!

Oh. My. GOD! The audacity of hackathon energy versus real-world development is sending me to another dimension! 💀 During hackathons, we're basically superhuman coding machines fueled by energy drinks and delusion. "AN ENTIRE APPLICATION IN 3 DAYS?! No problem! I'll just skip sleep, basic hygiene, and remembering my own name!" But the SECOND we're back to normal work? Adding a tiny icon suddenly requires environmental impact studies, three planning meetings, and enough documentation to fill the Library of Congress. The drama! The hypocrisy! The painful truth! It's like running a marathon in flip-flops versus spending four hours deciding which running shoes to buy online. The duality of developer existence is just *chef's kiss* tragic.