Programmers Be Like I Googled It So Now I'm An Expert

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Programmers Be Like I Googled It So Now I'm An Expert

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Lawyers spend years in law school. Doctors grind through med school and residency. Programmers? Just vibing with Google and Stack Overflow until the compiler stops screaming. No formal education required when you've got a search bar and the audacity to copy-paste code you don't fully understand. The best part is it actually works most of the time, which really says something about our profession. We're basically professional Googlers with imposter syndrome, but hey, if it compiles and passes the tests, ship it.

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