Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

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Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

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That delicious moment when production is literally BURNING TO THE GROUND with a bug, but you're sitting there with the smuggest face because it's not your code! 💅 First panel: concerned thinking. Second panel: desperately trying not to burst into maniacal laughter while your colleagues run around screaming. The absolute AUDACITY of feeling both relief and schadenfreude while someone else's code implodes is the purest form of developer joy. We're all terrible people and I'm not even sorry about it!

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