Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

Production bugs Not my code Developer schadenfreude Code responsibility Smug developer Production issues Blame game Developer life Tech drama

Debugging Programming Testing Devops

1 month ago 117,283 views 0 shares

Sweet Production Chaos (That's Not My Problem)

production-bugs-memes, not-my-code-memes, developer-schadenfreude-memes, code-responsibility-memes, smug-developer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

That delicious moment when production is literally BURNING TO THE GROUND with a bug, but you're sitting there with the smuggest face because it's not your code! 💅 First panel: concerned thinking. Second panel: desperately trying not to burst into maniacal laughter while your colleagues run around screaming. The absolute AUDACITY of feeling both relief and schadenfreude while someone else's code implodes is the purest form of developer joy. We're all terrible people and I'm not even sorry about it!

More Like This

Security? Just Vibe It Away!

Debugging Security Programming Databases

7 months ago 198.5K views 0 shares

Security? Just Vibe It Away!

The classic security vs. speed dilemma, now with extra "vibe" energy! This senior engineer discovered that permission checks were blocking users, so the galaxy brain solution? Just nuke the entire security layer! Nothing says "ship it fast" like making your database rules "more permissive for now" (narrator: it stayed that way forever). The -7 deletions in the commit diff are probably all those pesky security checks that were just cramping everyone's style. Who needs data protection when you've got vibes ?

Certified Poultry Debugger

Debugging Programming Testing

3 months ago 142.6K views 0 shares

Certified Poultry Debugger

When your debugging skills hit rock bottom, so you recruit a chicken to peck at random lines of code. The ultimate rubber duck debugging technique - except this one actually makes decisions for you! That chicken is staring at those nested callbacks like "bro, even I wouldn't structure my coop this poorly." The developer's face says it all: "My code review is literally being done by poultry, and honestly, it's the most productive pair programming session I've had all week."

Google Is My University

Debugging Webdev Programming StackOverflow Frontend

9 months ago 207.3K views 0 shares

Google Is My University

Who needs a $100k computer science degree when Stack Overflow exists? While lawyers and doctors spend years in prestigious institutions learning their craft, developers just frantically Google error messages at 3 AM and somehow ship working code. The best part? We're getting paid roughly the same salary to essentially be professional Googlers with impostor syndrome. My diploma is just a curated collection of search queries that accidentally resulted in functional code.

Look at my reverse string function !

Debugging Programming Python Testing Databases

3 years ago 123.6K views 0 shares

Look at my reverse string function ! | python-memes, python 3-memes, string-memes, function-memes, error-memes, rds-memes, exception-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content def reverse (word) if word::-11 word : return word raise (Exception("ERROR : Can't reverse non palindorme words !")) Or. C:Windowssystem32cmd.exe - py C: Users Elevel Documents devpy Python 3.9.9 (tagsV3.9.9:ccbea, Nov 15 2021, 18:08:50) MSC v. 1929 64 bit (AMD64) on win32 Type "help". "copyright" "credits" or "license" for more information. from xe92 import reverse ("kayak") "kayak"

On The Server

Debugging Testing

1 year ago 62.4K views 0 shares

onTheServer | server-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Server has crashed Where is backup? On the server

Primates using simple tools

Debugging

2 years ago 23.9K views 0 shares

Primates using simple tools | code-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Rowing a Canoe Spear Fishing Memedroid Using print statements to debug his code