Permission To Abandon Ship

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Permission To Abandon Ship

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The unspoken rule of programming: you're allowed to abandon that nightmare project you started at 2 AM. That framework you've been fighting for weeks? That codebase where nothing works as documented? The legacy system held together by duct tape and prayers?

Nobody's giving out medals for suffering through terrible code. Your GitHub streak won't attend your funeral. Sometimes the most intelligent solution is just hitting Alt+F4 and walking away.

Your sanity > That project. Permission granted.

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