The Only End I Need

Developer life Work-life balance Burnout Side projects Weekend Developer preferences

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The Only End I Need

weekend-memes, developer-life-memes, work-life-balance-memes, frontend-memes, backend-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Rejecting frontend work? Reasonable. Avoiding backend tasks? Understandable. But the weekend? That's the sacred runtime environment where all my personal processes finally execute without interruption. No standup meetings, no Jira tickets, just me and my neglected side projects that will definitely get finished this time. Definitely.

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