New And Improved (But Nobody Asked For It)

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New And Improved (But Nobody Asked For It)

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OMG, the AUDACITY of software companies! 🙄 You had ONE JOB - make a simple hammer that WORKS. But nooooo, version 2.0 just HAD to add seventeen unnecessary tools, a digital clock nobody asked for, and probably requires twice the system resources! What's next? Hammer 3.0 with Bluetooth connectivity and a subscription model?! Just let me hit things without needing to download a 2GB update that breaks the original functionality! I swear the only thing getting hammered here is my patience with these "improvements"!

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