New And Improved (But Nobody Asked For It)

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Content Why should I hire a software engineer if I can just copy and paste code from Stack Overflow? Jessica Su, CS PhD student at 94 Stanford Answered Dec 28 Upvoted by Rupak Hattikudur, Software Engineer LT Infotech and Terry Lambert, Senior Software Engineer: Novell, Artisoft, IBM, Array Netw... It's still worth the money. The breakdown is Copying code from StackOverflow: 1 Knowing which code to copy from StackOverflow: 100000year

The eternal struggle of frontend developers! Wanted to solve crimes, ended up typing margin: 0 auto; repeatedly just to make divs behave. The classic CSS centering investigation - where you need detective-level skills to figure out why your element won't stay centered. And just when you think you've cracked the case, another div goes rogue. The title "Margin 0 Auto 0 Auto" is actually redundant CSS (just like most of our stylesheets), which makes it even funnier for those who've spent hours debugging layout issues.

The language wars have escalated beyond Stack Overflow downvotes. A brave Python developer dared to suggest that not everything needs 500 lines of boilerplate code and now faces the consequences. Next week: C++ developers arrive with actual weapons while JavaScript devs watch from a safe distance, wondering why everyone can't just be dysfunctionally flexible like them.

Remember when software had actual names with meaning? In the 80s, we named weather prediction software "Aeolus" after the Greek god of winds, complete with a mythological map logo and probably a 500-page manual nobody read. Fast forward to today: "Is it windy? WINDLY™! The logo is literally a 'W' in a circle." Because apparently our creativity died along with our attention spans. Next up: a calculator app called "MATHY" with the groundbreaking tagline "it does math, probably."

Content Me after spending 5 hours debugging my code and it turns out I used array.size instead of array.length and my manager sees me laughing hysterically at my code: You wouldn't get it