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Gamedev Is A Clear Path
Gamedev Agile Unity Programming
2 hours ago 22.8K views 0 shares
Gamedev Is A Clear Path
The road to shipping a game is like that curved road sign that never actually curves. You're cruising along thinking "just one more feature" and somehow that finished game is perpetually around a corner that doesn't exist. Feature creep is the GPS that keeps recalculating to "5 more years away." Meanwhile your deadline passed three energy drinks ago and your team is surviving on pizza and broken dreams.

The Self-Image Crisis Of Developer Tools
Testing Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
9 hours ago 60.0K views 0 shares
The Self-Image Crisis Of Developer Tools
The duality of API testing tools is just *chef's kiss*. While normal developers see Postman as a simple wrench to fix API requests, Postman sees itself as the Apple of testing tools – complete with grandiose keynotes and revolutionary features nobody asked for. What started as a humble Chrome extension has evolved into a bloated ecosystem that requires 16GB of RAM just to send a GET request. Meanwhile, developers just want to check if their endpoint returns a 200 OK without having to join a cult. The irony? We're all still using it while complaining about it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

Anyone Else Feel Like This?
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
1 day ago 61.2K views 0 shares
Anyone Else Feel Like This?
Game developers be like: "Core gameplay? Nah, I'd rather spend 47 hours coding a dynamic weather system that players will notice for exactly 3 seconds!" 🤣 The eternal struggle between fixing the actual game mechanics versus adding that one super specific feature nobody asked for but suddenly feels ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL at 3am. We've all been there - prioritizing shiny new features while the basic gameplay loop is still just "walk from point A to point B and occasionally press X."