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We Need AI (Like We Need More Meetings)
AI Programming Debugging
5 days ago 83.4K views 0 shares
We Need AI (Like We Need More Meetings)
JetBrains turning down the boring responsible work of fixing bugs and adding features in favor of shoving AI into everything is peak 2023 software development. The industry's collective hallucination that AI will magically solve problems we can't even articulate properly is hilarious. Meanwhile, users just want their damn IDE to stop crashing during compile time. But hey, now it can auto-complete with the confidence of a junior dev who skimmed Stack Overflow for 5 minutes!

Gamedev Is A Clear Path
Gamedev Agile Unity Programming
3 months ago 96.9K views 0 shares
Gamedev Is A Clear Path
The road to shipping a game is like that curved road sign that never actually curves. You're cruising along thinking "just one more feature" and somehow that finished game is perpetually around a corner that doesn't exist. Feature creep is the GPS that keeps recalculating to "5 more years away." Meanwhile your deadline passed three energy drinks ago and your team is surviving on pizza and broken dreams.

The Self-Image Crisis Of Developer Tools
Testing Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
3 months ago 118.7K views 0 shares
The Self-Image Crisis Of Developer Tools
The duality of API testing tools is just *chef's kiss*. While normal developers see Postman as a simple wrench to fix API requests, Postman sees itself as the Apple of testing tools – complete with grandiose keynotes and revolutionary features nobody asked for. What started as a humble Chrome extension has evolved into a bloated ecosystem that requires 16GB of RAM just to send a GET request. Meanwhile, developers just want to check if their endpoint returns a 200 OK without having to join a cult. The irony? We're all still using it while complaining about it. Stockholm syndrome for developers.

Anyone Else Feel Like This?
Gamedev Unity Programming Debugging
3 months ago 103.3K views 0 shares
Anyone Else Feel Like This?
Game developers be like: "Core gameplay? Nah, I'd rather spend 47 hours coding a dynamic weather system that players will notice for exactly 3 seconds!" 🤣 The eternal struggle between fixing the actual game mechanics versus adding that one super specific feature nobody asked for but suddenly feels ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL at 3am. We've all been there - prioritizing shiny new features while the basic gameplay loop is still just "walk from point A to point B and occasionally press X."