Fuck It We Farm

Tech industry Work-life balance Burnout Job market Career change Tech layoffs Coffee addiction Great resignation Alternative careers Goat farming

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Fuck It We Farm

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Oh look, another dev hitting that sweet spot between burnout and career pivot! When the IT industry is laying people off faster than a hot potato, what's a programmer to do? Obviously add cream to your coffee and suddenly consider goat farming as a viable alternative career path. Because nothing says "I've given up on debugging that legacy codebase" quite like fantasizing about living off-grid with only goats for code reviews. The perfect solution to your 47 Jira tickets? Just add milk and pretend you're qualified to run a farm instead!

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