My Program That Works Perfectly

Technical debt Spaghetti code Edge cases Bad practices Code structure Hacky-solutions If statements Conditional statements Else if Code collapse

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My Program That Works Perfectly

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A building held up by wooden beams labeled "else if" statements. That's your codebase after you decided to handle every edge case with another conditional instead of proper error handling or design patterns. The building hasn't collapsed yet, but we all know it's one more feature request away from catastrophic failure. Just like your sprint deadline.

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