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The Infinite Milk Loop
Programming Algorithms Debugging
1 day ago 81.8K views 0 shares
The Infinite Milk Loop
The infinite loop of a programmer's brain in action! When the wife said "while you're out, buy some milk," our poor dev interpreted it as a while condition - literally "while (youAreOut) { buyMilk(); }" Since he never returned home, he never stopped being "out," so the condition never evaluated to false. Now he's trapped forever in the milk-buying loop, probably debating whether to optimize his route or refactor the entire grocery store's layout.

Overthink JavaScript
Javascript Security Programming Debugging
8 days ago 69.8K views 0 shares
Overthink JavaScript
Single equals in a conditional? That's the kind of code that haunts developers at night. The poor soul used assignment (=) instead of comparison (==) in their if statement, basically saying "hey, let's make every user an admin and then grant access." Security teams worldwide just felt a disturbance in the force. Sweet dreams!

Presidential Debate Bug Fix
Python Programming
2 months ago 97.2K views 0 shares
Presidential Debate Bug Fix
OH. MY. GOD. This developer just single-handedly solved the entire presidential debate format with like 10 lines of Python! 🙄 The code basically ensures only ONE microphone works at a time - a technological MIRACLE that apparently escaped the minds of debate organizers for DECADES! Because obviously, turning off someone's mic requires a sophisticated if-elif-else statement and not, you know, a BUTTON. The comment "This will prevent old people from talking over each other" is just *chef's kiss* the perfect blend of shade and technical documentation. Submitting this as a resume? GENIUS! Nothing says "hire me immediately" like solving national political discourse with conditional statements! 💅

There Are 2 Types Of Programmers
Programming Csharp C++ Typescript Javascript
2 months ago 141.8K views 0 shares
There Are 2 Types Of Programmers
On the left: the verbose programmer who meticulously types out if(bool == false) with all those extra keystrokes, probably the same person who writes comments like "// increment i by 1" above i++ . On the right: the efficient programmer who uses if(!bool) because why waste precious milliseconds typing equality operators when the logical NOT operator does the exact same thing? This dev probably names variables like 'x' and finishes week-long projects in a day. Both snippets are functionally identical, but the right side just screams "I know what I'm doing and I value my wrist health."