Death By Windows Update

When your personal hygiene goes offline and returns a 404 error. This shower curtain perfectly captures the developer lifestyle: even basic human necessities get the Internet Explorer treatment. The URL bar reading "http://www.shower.com" with that classic "Cannot find server" message is chef's kiss—because apparently bathing requires a stable internet connection now. The fact that it's styled as Internet Explorer makes it even better. Not only can you not find the shower, but you're also using the browser equivalent of a dial-up modem to search for it. "The page you are looking for is currently unavailable" hits different when you realize it's been three days since your last shower and your rubber duck is judging you. Pro tip: Have you tried clearing your cache? Or maybe just... stepping into the shower? The web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, but your coworkers are experiencing olfactory difficulties.

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The digital equivalent of stepping on a LEGO brick at midnight. Nothing triggers fight-or-flight response faster than seeing that blue 'e' logo appear when you were aiming for literally any other browser. Even Microsoft devs probably have Chrome pinned to their taskbar and Edge hidden in a folder labeled "In Case of Audit." The irony is Edge actually runs on Chromium now, but old habits and trauma die hard.

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Behold the perfect visualization of how AI investment money circulates in 2023! Microsoft pumping billions into OpenAI, OpenAI funneling cash to Nvidia for GPUs, and poor Oracle just awkwardly hanging out in the loop trying to stay relevant. The articulated bus traffic jam is *chef's kiss* perfect - these tech giants are just bending over backward to hand each other obscene amounts of cash while going absolutely nowhere. Meanwhile, the actual innovation is probably that bicycle in the corner quietly sneaking past the whole mess.

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