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My Program That Works Perfectly
Programming Javascript Python Java Debugging
3 days ago 117.8K views 0 shares
My Program That Works Perfectly
A building held up by wooden beams labeled "else if" statements. That's your codebase after you decided to handle every edge case with another conditional instead of proper error handling or design patterns. The building hasn't collapsed yet , but we all know it's one more feature request away from catastrophic failure. Just like your sprint deadline.

The Main Thing Is That It Works
Programming Debugging Testing
2 months ago 114.8K views 0 shares
The Main Thing Is That It Works
When your code is held together by a cascade of else if statements that somehow manage to keep the entire structure from collapsing. Sure, it's a nightmare to maintain, and any slight change might bring the whole thing crashing down, but hey—it passed QA! This is basically the architectural equivalent of saying "I'll fix it in production" while crossing your fingers behind your back. The building inspector would definitely give this code a 418: I'm a teapot, because this logic shouldn't be serving anything.

The Infinite Else If Rabbit Hole
AI Algorithms Javascript Programming Python
5 months ago 205.1K views 0 shares
The Infinite Else If Rabbit Hole
Ever wondered how modern AI was built? Just picture a desperate developer with a thousand-mile stare chaining together an ungodly number of else if statements like some deranged code wizard. The meme brilliantly captures that moment when your conditional logic has spiraled so far out of control that you're just shouting more conditions into the void. It's the programming equivalent of throwing spaghetti at the wall, except the spaghetti is else if statements and the wall is a deadline that passed three days ago.