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Developer life Work-life balance Coding lifestyle Weekend Wordplay Developer burnout

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End S

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Oh, the sacred progression of a developer's affection! Rejecting Frontend? Check. Dismissing Backend? Double check. But Weekend? Now that's the true engineering paradise where bugs don't exist and deployment deadlines are mythical creatures! The perfect wordplay on "end" reveals our collective truth - we'd rather have two days of freedom than either end of the development stack. The irony? We'll probably spend the weekend debugging anyway.

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