programmers Memes

Ah, the classic "Google search suggestions" meme with Pepe looking concerned. Nothing like society's collective search history to remind us where we stand in the pecking order. After 20 years in this industry, I can confirm we're all just weird losers who jump at the sound of a production alert. The "not engineers" one hits particularly hard for those of us who spent $100K on CS degrees only to be told "real engineers build bridges." The truth hurts, but at least we can afford therapy with our six-figure salaries that we spend entirely on mechanical keyboards and energy drinks.

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Content New languages programmers Python is better Nooooo, JS is far better C programmers C is hell Yes

Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

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Content A Common Mistake! A B2 Alice and Bob can complete a job in 2 hours. A C3 Alice and Charlie can complete the same job in 3 hours. BC4 Bob and Charlie can complete the same job in 4 hours. 2(A B C) 9 A B C 92 4.5 They take 4.5 hours working together. Mind Your cal Decisions But this makes no sense! When three people work together, it should take less time than when only two people work. But 4.5 hours is more time. So this answer must be wrong; the equations were set up incorrectly. pac1261 1 vear ado p 6 49K REPLY I work in software development, and everyone in that field knows that the more programmers you assign to a task, the longer it will take.