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Is Js Really That Bad To Learn As A First Language?

27 days ago 63.7K views 0 shares

Content LET'S PUT YOU OUTSIDE,) LIL' GUY. ALL LIFE IS PRECIOUS I TEACH JAVASCRIPT TO BEGINNING PROGRAMMERS AS THEIR FIRST LANGUAGE

Stop Doing Agile

AI Java Linux Databases Backend

27 days ago 94.0K views 0 shares

Content STOP DOING AGILE â¢ SOFTWARE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SISYPHEAN â¢ YEARS OF PROGRAMS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for a DAILY STANDUP â¢ Wanted to add features anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "WATERFALL" â¢ "Yes please give me UNFINISHED software. Please let me work INFINITY hours"- Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged LOOK at what Programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the keyboards & mice we built for them (This is REAL Programming, done by REAL Programmers): SCRUM PROCESS ????? ????? ????????????????? "Hello I would like features please" They have played us for absolute fools

Genuine From The Soul ♥️

StackOverflow Debugging

27 days ago 98.7K views 0 shares

Content STACK OVERFLOW W3SCHOOLS INDIAN YOUTUBER COFFEE PROGRAMMERS

Is True

Programming

27 days ago 61.2K views 0 shares

Content 31=6 Mathmeticians Programmers

Im Gonna Get A Lot Of Hate For This

Debugging AI StackOverflow Linux Testing

28 days ago 134.4K views 0 shares

Content Programmers in the past Writes code without StackOverflow and AI Creates a whole game on Assembly Fixes memory leaks using pointers Programmers now Writes code for the Moon landing BY HAND Googles "how to center div 2025* ChatGPT please fix the syntax error Can't exit Vim Fixes one bug, creates 3 new ones

Hellooo Were Still Here Raising Salary

AI Backend

29 days ago 68.5K views 0 shares

Comment Which Is True

Networking Devops Programming

3 months ago 218.5K views 0 shares

The grass is always greener, isn't it? Network engineers diving into programming get a magical unicorn wonderland experience. Meanwhile, programmers trying to learn networking find themselves in a literal dumpster fire. After 15 years in tech, I can confirm both are true. Network engineers think variables and functions are delightful toys compared to troubleshooting why a packet decided to take a vacation somewhere between routers. And programmers who venture into networking suddenly discover that "unreachable host" could mean 47 different things, none of which make any logical sense. The real truth? We're all suffering. Just in different colorful hells.

Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working

Vim Programming Linux

4 months ago 352.8K views 0 shares

Social Interaction.Exe Has Stopped Working

The ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY of being a Vim user in social situations! 😱 When someone introduces themselves, your brain doesn't store their name in normal memory—it gets filed under "Vim Keybindings" alongside your escape routes! The poor soul's brain is literally SCANNING through Vim commands to exit a conversation like it's a terminal they're desperately trying to close! That ":wq to exit conversation" is the digital equivalent of faking a phone call to escape small talk. The struggle is CATASTROPHICALLY real when your social protocol runs on the same system as your text editor!

Case.Impossible = True

Programming

5 months ago 206.0K views 0 shares

Finding a girl who's a programmer is like discovering a unicorn in your backyard. But dating one? That's entering fantasy territory beyond any compiler's imagination. The meme perfectly captures that moment when your brain executes the most complex conditional logic ever: excitement about meeting someone kind and cute, absolute shock when she turns out to be a programmer (cue red-eyes panic), then complete system failure at the impossible scenario of actually dating her. And then... the classic "it was all a dream" exception handler kicks in. Because let's face it, your chances of finding love with a fellow coder are about the same as fixing a production bug on the first try without Stack Overflow.

The Great Programmer Confidence Collapse

Vim Programming Linux

6 months ago 317.9K views 0 shares

The Great Programmer Confidence Collapse

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute COLLAPSE of programmer confidence is just TRAGIC! 💀 Left side: Matrix-inspired badass ready to bend reality, rewrite entire codebases, and basically be a coding GOD. Right side: Pathetic little creature TRAPPED in Vim, the text editor equivalent of Hotel California - you can check in but YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE! (It's :q! by the way, you poor soul.) We went from "I'll rewrite the entire Matrix" to "help me escape this terminal window" faster than you can say "legacy codebase." The AUDACITY of our past selves! The HUMILIATION of our present reality!

Designers vs Programmers: The AI Ethics Divide

AI Security Programming

6 months ago 307.6K views 0 shares

Designers vs Programmers: The AI Ethics Divide

The evolution of professional ethics in the digital age is... something else. Designers freak out when AI scrapes their artwork: "NO! THIS IS ILLEGAL!" Meanwhile, programmers hear that ChatGPT pillaged their GitHub repos and their first question is "Did it actually compile though?" Nothing captures the programmer mindset better than skipping past the copyright violation and jumping straight to "but does it work?" Because let's be honest - if ChatGPT can make sense of your spaghetti code, you might as well hire it.

My Flirt Skills (Or Lack Thereof)

Programming Git Gamedev Unity

7 months ago 251.4K views 0 shares

The neural pathways of a developer's brain have evolved to interpret everything through code-colored glasses. When normal humans hear "Let's create a game together," they think of flirting. Meanwhile, the developer's brain short-circuits and immediately jumps to "Unity or Unreal Engine? I'll set up the Git repo tonight!" No wonder dating profiles don't have a field for preferred programming language - it would be the only thing we'd fill out properly.

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