My Colleague Doesn't Like His Own Spaghetti Functions

Software engineering Technical debt Spaghetti code Code review Code quality Clean code Functions Developer rage Programming principles Single responsibility

Programming Debugging Testing Agile

2 months ago 114,036 views 0 shares

My Colleague Doesn't Like His Own Spaghetti Functions

clean-code-memes, functions-memes, single-responsibility-memes, code-quality-memes, spaghetti-code-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Someone's had enough of the 3000-line function that calculates tax, sends emails, updates databases, and makes coffee all in one go. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like passive-aggressive office notes taped to the wall. Single responsibility principle isn't just good practice—it's apparently grounds for workplace violence if ignored. The colleague who wrote this has definitely muttered "what the hell does this even do?" while scrolling through functions named 'processData' at 2 AM.

More Like This

Meetings as a developer

Programming

3 years ago 27.3K views 0 shares

Meetings as a developer | developer-memes, image-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

Cyberattack? Let's use a picture of code for a toaster-simulator

Programming

3 years ago 16.4K views 0 shares

Cyberattack? Let's use a picture of code for a toaster-simulator | code-memes, computer-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content "Message on computers that 300 had to be paid" f endif endif If IntStep COOKING TOAST intCookLevel: intCookievelf - Color the Brosd (not the 05 (crust) if intCookLevel? intRed ((intCookLeve 11-5)5) intGreen intBite (hatBedlightl (intGreenlight1 (CatBivelightt if intRed 0 then intRed 11 intGreen O then intGreen intBlue 0 then intBlue intLevel 1 color linb intCurrentBread. 2, r9b(intRedtint Redkediual. color lib intCurrentBresd. 3, rgb(intRedintRedlediunt. Antone endif if intlevel 2 or intlevel 3 or intLevel color limb intCurrentBread, 1, rgb(intRedintRedModiusi, intGreet endif else intRed - (intCooklevel5) (intRedKedius! - intRodDark1). intGreen (intCookIevelt5) (intGreenkodiuni - IntGreenDark1) - intBiveDerk) intBive - (intCookLevels5) if intRed 0 then intRed intGreen 0 then intGreen if intBlue O then intBlue it intLevel - 1 color limb intCurrentBread, 2, rgb(int Red intRodhark), intGreeast intCurrentBread. ryb(intRedtintRodbarki. DeLL Mill wo 28062017 - 08-01 Sandra Cardoen Reporters Fen van de slachtoffers van de cyberaanval is het bedriif SESVanderHave in Tienen. een producent

Electron: The RAM Devouring Monster

Programming Webdev Javascript Debugging Frontend

3 months ago 121.1K views 0 shares

Electron: The RAM Devouring Monster

Electron is the JavaScript framework that thinks your 128GB of RAM is a personal challenge. The tweet shows task manager with memory usage at 95% with almost 80GB consumed by a single app. Chrome: "I'm the memory hog!" Electron: "Hold my node_modules folder." Nothing says "modern development" quite like needing server-grade hardware to run a glorified text editor. Eight years of optimization work and it still treats RAM like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

But I don't use DS and Algo no more ...

Programming

1 year ago 18.0K views 0 shares

But I don't use DS and Algo no more ... | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Not allowed to have more than 2 children Binary Search Trees China

use comments

Programming

2 years ago 18.0K views 0 shares

use comments | code-memes, try-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Use comments to explain your code Use comments to make self-deprecating jokes so that future viewers can have a laugh while trying to figure out what the hell you did

Android Studio: Finally a worthy opponent

Programming Android Java Linux

3 years ago 36.3K views 0 shares

Android Studio: Finally a worthy opponent | android-memes, android studio-memes, performance-memes, network-memes, startup-memes, binary-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Processes Performance App history Startup Users Details Services Name V eclipse.exe (14) - OpenDK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary - Open)DK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary Open)DK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary Open)DK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary 5 Open)DK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary Open)DK Platform binary OpenDK Platform binary OpenJDK Platform binarv Status 99 CPU 36 Memory 92.2 4.781.4 MB 7.8 7.8 7.7 7.5 7.1 6.9 6.9 6.9 6.8 6.8 6.8 6.8 6.3 321.7 MB 322.3 MB 321.6 MB 321.9 MB 321.6 MB 322.0 MB 322.1 MB 321.5 MB 322.3 MB 321.9 MB 321.7 MB 321.6 MB 322.0 MB 0 Disk 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 MBs 0 Network 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbps 0 Mbos 4 GPU 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0