My Colleague Doesn't Like His Own Spaghetti Functions

Software engineering Technical debt Spaghetti code Code review Code quality Clean code Functions Developer rage Programming principles Single responsibility

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My Colleague Doesn't Like His Own Spaghetti Functions

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Someone's had enough of the 3000-line function that calculates tax, sends emails, updates databases, and makes coffee all in one go. Nothing says "I've reached my breaking point" like passive-aggressive office notes taped to the wall. Single responsibility principle isn't just good practice—it's apparently grounds for workplace violence if ignored. The colleague who wrote this has definitely muttered "what the hell does this even do?" while scrolling through functions named 'processData' at 2 AM.

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