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Behold, the "ML Engineer" who discovered that Python sorts strings alphabetically instead of numerically! The horror! Next breaking news: water is wet. What we're witnessing here is the classic "I didn't read the docs but it's definitely the language's fault" syndrome. Python's sorted() is working perfectly—it's sorting ["9%", "83%", "25%"] as strings, exactly as it should when you give it strings. Pro tip for our aspiring "ML Engineer": try sorted([int(x.strip('%')) for x in a]) next time. Or maybe stick to Excel?

Ah yes, the classic "let's handle years with a switch statement" approach. Some poor developer back in 1999 was like: switch(year) {   case 2020: // pandemic mode   case 2021: // still pandemic   case 2022: // recovery mode   case 2023: // normal-ish   case 2024: // election chaos   // TODO: add more years later   default: trainControl.panic(); } And then they quit, got promoted, or died before anyone remembered to add 2025. Twenty-five years after Y2K and we're still writing software like time is a finite concept. This is why we can't have nice things... or functioning trains, apparently.

The four stages of Stack Overflow disillusionment: 1. You start as an innocent pink square with a question 2. You naively decide "let's ask Stack Overflow!" (still smiling, poor thing) 3. Your question gets flagged as "DUPLICATE OF SLIGHTLY RELATED QUESTION FROM 2006" that uses deprecated libraries and doesn't actually solve your problem 4. You return to being a square, but with PTSD and a solemn vow: "NEVER AGAIN." And that's how developers learn to debug by staring at their code for 8 hours instead of asking for help!

Normal people sleep peacefully while programmers lie awake, staring into the void, haunted by that one bug they can't fix, the looming tech layoffs, existential AI career threats, and the crushing obligation to learn yet another JavaScript framework that'll be obsolete before they finish the tutorial. Sleep is just a luxury reserved for those who don't know what a dependency tree is.

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