The Duality Of Developer Existence

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The classic code review paradox! When you hand a dev 10 lines of code, they transform into the world's most meticulous detective—finding edge cases, style issues, and optimization opportunities that would make Sherlock Holmes proud. But somehow, drop 500 lines in their lap and suddenly they've got their rubber stamp ready: "LGTM!" (Looks Good To Me). It's like our brains short-circuit when faced with too much code. The cognitive overload kicks in and we just... give up. "Life's too short to read all this. I trust you didn't break anything in those other 490 lines!" And don't even get me started on pull requests with 5000+ lines. That's when you see the mythical "ship it" comment appear within 30 seconds of submission. Pure magic!

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