The Duality Of Developer Existence

Clean code Developer life documentation Minimalism Work-life balance Coding standards Empty documentation

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6 months ago 114,954 views 2 shares

The Duality Of Developer Existence

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The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect image. Clean, minimalist code with zero comments next to a living space that looks like it survived a category 5 hurricane. The irony is delicious - we'll spend 8 hours refactoring a function to be "elegant" but can't be bothered to put the pizza box in the trash. That empty picture frame for documentation? Chef's kiss. Nothing says "I'll document it later" like an actual empty frame on the wall.

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