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Abort Unless Comp Sci

computer science Parenting Tech education Tech parents Coding careers Career pressure Indian parents Helicopter parenting Family expectations

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9 months ago 225,029 views 0 shares

Abort Unless Comp Sci

parenting-memes, computer-science-memes, tech-parents-memes, career-pressure-memes, indian-parents-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Classic tech parent logic: "My son isn't following my prescribed career path, so I'll just... *checks notes*... hack his social media and threaten digital dismemberment." Because nothing says "I support your dreams" like threatening to glue your kid's fingers to a keyboard. The true "Hello World" of parenting - print("disappointment"). That 833.2K like count suggests a disturbing number of people thinking, "Hmm, forcible CS education... not the worst idea I've heard today."

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