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When GitHub Actions decides to take a coffee break, developers suddenly find themselves with a perfectly valid excuse to do absolutely nothing. The beauty of CI/CD dependency is that when it fails, your entire workflow grinds to a halt—and no manager can argue with "the pipeline is broken." It's the digital equivalent of "sorry, can't come to work, the roads are closed." The stick figure manager's immediate retreat from "get back to work" to "oh, carry on" perfectly captures that universal understanding that fighting the GitHub outage gods is futile. Modern development's greatest productivity hack: GitHub status page bookmarked for emergencies.

That cat isn't offering help—it's making a threat. Just like those mysterious bugs that appear the night before a deadline. You let that feline out, and suddenly your perfectly working code has 47 new "undocumented features." The cat's facial expression says it all: "I will find every edge case you never considered." Trust me, I've seen this before. Keep the door closed and back away from the repository.

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Content When you mark your PR as a WIP but your coworkers start to review it anyway