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Ah, the classic "I could learn your entire career in a weekend" guy meets someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Nothing quite like watching someone claim coding is "not that hard" only to get absolutely demolished by a response asking if they can build APIs, databases, and deployment infrastructure. The cherry on top is the final response: "I could learn it in 8-9 days!" Sure, buddy. And I could become a neurosurgeon by watching YouTube tutorials. The Dunning-Kruger is strong with this one. This is why senior developers drink so much coffee. It's not the code that's exhausting—it's these conversations.

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That moment when you realize you've been in this industry so long that basic concepts have become ancient artifacts. The look of existential dread when a freshman asks what a zip file is... like watching someone question why we still use wheels on cars. Nothing makes you feel more like a digital dinosaur than explaining compression algorithms to kids who grew up with unlimited cloud storage. And here I am, remembering when we passed code around on actual floppy disks.

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