Multigenerational Tech Debt

Legacy code Job security Mainframe Cobol Legacy-systems Inheritance Tech debt 90s Family coding

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Multigenerational Tech Debt

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The true family business - legacy COBOL code! Someone's friend just inherited a codebase last touched by mom in the 90s, while the reply cleverly points out this isn't the kind of inheritance pattern they teach in CS class. Nothing says job security like maintaining 30-year-old code written by your actual parent. The family that codes together, stays locked in maintenance hell together. If your resume says "COBOL" in 2023, banks are already throwing money at you while sobbing uncontrollably.

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