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Never Ask Intel About Its Division Skills
Hardware Math Programming
5 days ago 55.4K views 0 shares
Never Ask Intel About Its Division Skills
THE AUDACITY! While we're all tiptoeing around women's ages and men's salaries, Intel is over here FLAUNTING its notorious floating-point division error like it's no big deal! 💀 For the uninitiated: The Pentium FDIV bug from 1994 made Intel processors calculate 4,195,835÷3,145,727 incorrectly. It was the tech world's most expensive mathematical walk of shame, costing Intel $475 million in replacements. The ultimate "tell me you're a vintage tech nerd without telling me you're a vintage tech nerd" punchline!

FTP Goes Brrrr
Webdev Networking Programming Frontend
21 days ago 72.9K views 0 shares
FTP Goes Brrrr
Grandma's out here reminiscing about the golden age of web development when all you needed was a basic HTML file and FileZilla to upload it via FTP. No JavaScript frameworks, no CI/CD pipelines, no containerization - just pure HTML and a prayer that your connection wouldn't drop mid-upload. The younger generation can't comprehend how we used to build websites by basically throwing files at a server like digital confetti. Those were simpler times... before we decided every website needed 300MB of node_modules to display "Hello World".

Hackers Before Advanced Encryption: Just Say "Eh"
Security Microsoft Programming
1 month ago 91.2K views 0 shares
Hackers Before Advanced Encryption: Just Say "Eh"
Remember when "hacking" meant typing "eh" into Hotmail instead of spending 12 years learning advanced cryptography and neural network vulnerabilities? The 90s were wild—back when security was just a suggestion and the most sophisticated cyber attack was basically saying "please" to the server. Modern security pros looking at this are probably crying into their 64-character randomly generated passwords right now. Meanwhile, Microsoft was probably like "eh, good enough" when designing their authentication system. The golden age when you could become an elite hacker during your lunch break!

Time-Traveling AI Enthusiast
AI Windows Programming
1 month ago 101.4K views 0 shares
Time-Traveling AI Enthusiast
Claiming you've been using ChatGPT since 1996 is like saying you had WiFi in the Middle Ages. For the youngsters: that's Courage the Cowardly Dog typing on a chunky beige PC from when the internet made dial-up sounds that haunted your nightmares. Back then, "AI assistance" meant asking your roommate if they remembered the syntax for a for-loop while they were in the shower. The closest thing to ChatGPT was probably Clippy, and even he couldn't help you reverse a binary tree.

Scroll Down Memory Lane: The Evolution Of UI Despair
Frontend Webdev Programming
1 month ago 114.2K views 0 shares
Scroll Down Memory Lane: The Evolution Of UI Despair
Forget personality tests based on birth months—real web developers judge you by which scrollbar you grew up coding with. That 1998 slider hits different—perfect balance of chunky usability and early web aesthetics. Meanwhile, 2012's barely-there minimalist approach is basically a UI designer whispering "figure it out yourself." Each era represents a distinct chapter in the book of "Things Users Hate But Designers Keep Changing Anyway." I've implemented all six, and let me tell you, nothing triggers more heated Slack arguments than scrollbar design. The evolution from functional to invisible perfectly mirrors my career trajectory from "helpful developer" to "dead inside but with better CSS skills."