Monday Feels Different

HONEY, PLEASE! Haskell programmers standing in front of their conspiracy theory walls trying to convince you that monads are "just like burritos" and pure functions are "totally intuitive." Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here writing loops that actually DO something instead of contemplating the philosophical implications of lazy evaluation for eight hours. The mathematical purity is KILLING me! 💀

Ah, the classic "I'm totally using AI for good" starter pack! This Python script is basically what happens when someone says they're learning programming to "solve world problems" but then immediately creates a keyboard spammer that runs for 60 seconds. The code automatically types a rather inappropriate word followed by pressing enter, over and over again. It's the digital equivalent of that kid who discovered they could annoy everyone by repeatedly pressing the same piano key. The irony of importing random but not using it anywhere is just *chef's kiss* - peak "I just learned programming" energy. Nothing says "advanced AI researcher" like a script that spams offensive words into whatever window you point it at.

Content how do you like unit test? I hate it You are hired! start up Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

Content Me using part of someone else's code in my program

Content I Program dO YoU KnOw HoW tO hAck? I Pro WaiT pLeAsE bRo TeAcH mE hOw tO hAcK!

Content Me: print("Hello World!) Output: Hello World! WHY I'M SO GOOD AT CODING 10:01