Monday Feels Different

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Monday Feels Different

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The eternal struggle between developers and project managers, illustrated by beavers. Developer starts Monday with grand visions of architectural brilliance, only for the PM to beg for mercy from yet another refactoring spree. Meanwhile, the codebase sits there with that stupid grin, knowing it's survived worse threats before. The cycle continues until retirement or the heat death of the universe, whichever comes first.

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