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Classic edge case thinking that would make any programmer proud. While the rest of humanity is stuck in the swim-run dichotomy, this genius is exploiting the system's unhandled exception: sharks with bicycles. This is precisely how developers approach problems—finding the absurd logical loophole that technically satisfies requirements while completely missing the point. It's the same energy as responding to "make this function more efficient" by deleting all the error handling.

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