What The Money Is For

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What The Money Is For

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The eternal developer-QA relationship in four panels of pure truth. Devs shouting "It's your job!" while tossing bugs over the wall like they're doing QA a favor. Meanwhile, QA's just trying to get a crumb of appreciation for saving the product from catastrophic failure... again. The best part? Management thinks their salary is compensation enough for the emotional damage. Next sprint planning I'm bringing this as my status update.

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