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The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

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The perfect example of form validation nobody thought to test. Nothing says "robust error handling" like asking a dead person if they've died before. Somewhere, a developer is patting themselves on the back for covering all logical possibilities while their QA team contemplates a career change. The ghost of proper user experience design weeps silently in the background. It's the digital equivalent of "Press 1 if you're not here." The kind of edge case that makes you question your life choices as a developer. Bonus points if the "Yes" option triggers a "Please provide death certificate as proof" upload field.

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The mythical moment every developer dreams of but rarely experiences—convincing management to prioritize technical debt! The frog in formal attire represents that rare feeling of aristocratic triumph when your PM actually agrees to schedule refactoring instead of cramming in more features. Next you'll tell me they approved documentation time too? Pure fantasy!

Content 4 days ago One of my Ls? I gotchu. I met a girl at a fancy hotel bar back in 2016. I struck up a conversation and asked her what she was doing at the hotel and she told me that she had organised a conference at the hotel with all the big players in the world to talk about green energy and sustainability. She asked me what I do and I said: I made Goat Simulator. It's a video game about being a goat." She walked away before I could even tell her about multiplayer and our latest DLC Show less Reply ) 134 replies