Mathematicians Vs Programmers

Content Elon Musk elonmusk Spoiler alert Did you know Apple puts a secret 30 tax on everything you buy through their App Store? Watcher.Guru WatcherGuru 6h Replying to elonmusk Apple takes a 30 tax from app developers who make over 1 million through the App Store on an annual basis. Apple's App Store is the equivalent to a 30 t... 00:20 - 291122 . Twitter for iPhone

You know you're the James Bond of the team when your license to code comes with a 007 prefix. Zero useful code changes, zero clue if anything actually works, and seven random letters mashed into the commit message like "asdfghj" because who has time for meaningful documentation when you're too busy not contributing? Every group project has that one person who treats version control like a game of Russian roulette. They push code with the confidence of a secret agent but the competence of someone who just discovered what Git is yesterday. Meanwhile, you're stuck doing code review on commits that look like their cat walked across the keyboard. The real tragedy? They'll still get the same grade as you when the project is done. Welcome to collaborative software development, where carrying the team is not a choice—it's a lifestyle.

Content Matt Parker standupmaths V I've been married to DrLucie for the better part of a decade (plus many years prior) and I only just discovered today that when programming: for a loop-in-a-loop after '" I use "" but she uses "'. Genius. Marriage really is a never-ending journey of discovery. 4:46 30 Dec 20 Echofon 57 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 1,326 Likes 17

Content Ash system.out.memeln( ) guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting 2017-10-22, 1:56 AM All 22307 tests passed - 681ms optjavajdk1.8.0121binjava .. Compiled with 0 errors and 0 warnings Process finished with exit code 0

Content lava Lua

Content Bug Feature