Mathematicians Vs Programmers

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Content "Insanity: doing the same thin over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein srand0 srand()

The dystopian nightmare we're all hurtling towards at breakneck speed! Big Tech really out here trying to convince us that owning hardware is SO last century, darling. Why buy a computer when you can just subscribe to one for the low, low price of your entire paycheck every month until the heat death of the universe? But us crusty developers? We're clinging to our actual physical machines like they're the last lifeboats on the Titanic. You can pry my locally-owned PC from my cold, dead, carpal-tunnel-riddled hands! We didn't survive the transition from floppy disks to cloud storage just to become eternal renters of our own workstations. The audacity of thinking we'd give up root access to our own machines! Absolutely not, Jeff.

Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

Looks like someone's been using this C programming book exactly as intended - as a surface for cutting lines of cocaine. Memory management isn't the only unsafe thing about C! The white powder trails are just the perfect metaphor for how C gives you enough rope to completely destroy yourself. No wonder programmers stay up for 72 hours straight debugging pointer arithmetic - they've got chemical assistance! Now we finally understand why Kernighan and Ritchie created null-terminated strings... they were clearly under the influence of something.

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