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Overthink JavaScript
Javascript Security Programming Debugging
8 days ago 69.6K views 0 shares
Overthink JavaScript
Single equals in a conditional? That's the kind of code that haunts developers at night. The poor soul used assignment (=) instead of comparison (==) in their if statement, basically saying "hey, let's make every user an admin and then grant access." Security teams worldwide just felt a disturbance in the force. Sweet dreams!

The Equality Crisis
Javascript Programming Python Debugging
10 days ago 74.8K views 0 shares
The Equality Crisis
OH. MY. GOD. The TRAUMA of equality operators across languages! 😱 Python smugly sits there with its simple "==" while JavaScript is having an absolute EXISTENTIAL CRISIS demanding "===" like some operator diva! The difference? Python's "==" checks if values are equal, while JavaScript's "===" checks both value AND type because JavaScript will literally compare apples to oranges if you let it! And don't get me started on JavaScript's regular "==" that performs type coercion—turning your pristine code into a CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE where "1" == 1 is somehow true! This is why developers need therapy!

Battle Of The Bots: When AI Math Goes Wrong
AI Math Programming Testing
1 month ago 90.9K views 0 shares
Battle Of The Bots: When AI Math Goes Wrong
When you ask two AI models the same basic math question and get completely opposite answers. Deepseek correctly identifies that 9.9 > 9.11 (treating them as decimals), while ChatGPT somehow thinks 9.11 > 9.9. This is why we still have jobs. For now. Nothing says "trust me with your critical systems" like failing elementary school math. Somewhere, a software engineer is using this screenshot in their slide deck titled "Why Human QA Still Matters".

You Guys Are Doing It All Wrong
Python Algorithms Programming Debugging
1 month ago 102.9K views 0 shares
You Guys Are Doing It All Wrong
OH. MY. GOD. Who wrote this abomination?! 😱 The function isEven(x) is literally comparing a number to the STRING "even"?! The absolute AUDACITY! Instead of doing basic math like x % 2 == 0 , some chaotic evil developer decided to check if a number equals the word "even"! This is the coding equivalent of using a chainsaw to spread butter. I can't even begin to process the mental gymnastics required to create this monstrosity. And the worst part? Someone, somewhere is probably using this in production RIGHT NOW. 💀

The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists
Programming Algorithms Debugging Testing
1 month ago 112.0K views 0 shares
The Fundamental Difference Between Scientists And Computer Scientists
Regular scientists question why something works. Computer scientists stare blankly at their screens at 3AM wondering why their perfectly valid code refuses to run. Then it suddenly works without changing anything. Science has rules. Programming has mood swings.