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Content Max Howell mxcl Google: 90 of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can't invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off. 1:07 PM Jun 10, 2015 Twitter Web Client 7.4K Retweets 11.2K Likes

Content Front end design expectations.. Information passed from Backend.. hbd.

Ah, the natural habitat of the modern tech company, expertly dissected! The corporate ecosystem where CEOs float around like mythical beings while backend engineers blast gangsta rap and devise t-shirts with obscure references that only five people on Earth understand. The hierarchy is perfect - from the "office ninjas" who somehow conjure free snacks from the void to the "dev/SEO shamans" who perform their dark rituals of traffic generation. Meanwhile, customer support maintains their superhuman ability to say "no" without actually saying "no" - a skill more valuable than any coding language. And let's not forget the servers - the only ones actually working 24/7 without complaining about the coffee quality or demanding ping pong tables. Silent heroes indeed. The true magic of tech companies isn't the technology - it's somehow convincing everyone that Nerf gun wars and free snacks compensate for existential dread and imposter syndrome. Brilliant!

Content 17 I Am Devloper Retweeted Pranay Pathole PPathole iamdevloper Put a five second delay - ex. Thread.Sleep(5000); behind every common action in your software, then after 3 months when your users go crazy remove the delays and tell them you worked tirelessly to improve performance and suddenly everyone will love you. 82218 04:11:53 AM 7h Twitter Web Client 17 465 RETWEETS 1,473 LIKES 47 Proara

Content James Tucker tuckerdev Junior developer life Manager: get this app running locally Junior dev: how? O. Manager: read the documentation Junior dev: there aren't any Manager: then get the app running so you can write the docs 9:58 AM Nov 16, 2020 Twitter Web App

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