Love Is Blind: Remote Edition

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Taking the red pill of computer science truth here! Every developer thinks they're getting true randomness, but peek behind the curtain and you'll find deterministic algorithms with sneaky biases. That's why your dice roll simulator keeps giving 1s, your shuffle algorithm clumps similar songs together, and your procedurally generated maps have suspicious patterns. True randomness? In this economy? The machines are just pretending, and Morpheus here is dropping the hard truth that would make any cryptographer sweat.

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What semiconductor engineers tell non-technical people vs what they actually do. The meme brilliantly satirizes how we mystify technology to outsiders! The elaborate fantasy narrative about "magical stones" (silicon chips) that need to be mined, enchanted, and controlled by "trained warlocks" (engineers) is just... making microprocessors that power your phone so you can watch cat videos. Next time someone asks what I do, I'm absolutely explaining how I "inscribe microscopic arcane sigils" instead of "design logic gates." Much more impressive!

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