Love Is Blind: Remote Edition

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Love Is Blind: Remote Edition

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The perfect romance of our time: remote-friendly companies gazing adoringly at talented employees. It's the tech industry's hottest love story since Stack Overflow and copy-paste. Companies are suddenly very interested in your pajama-wearing, coffee-chugging coding skills now that they've realized talent doesn't require a 2-hour commute and fluorescent lighting. The ultimate "swipe right" moment of the digital workplace revolution – except neither side has to pretend they're 6 feet tall.

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