Care Less About Bugs

bugs production Work-life balance Friday deployment qa Denial Holidays Mental health

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Care Less About Bugs

debugging-memes, bugs-memes, production-memes, work-life-balance-memes, friday-deployment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

When QA files that critical production bug at 4:47 PM on Friday before a long weekend, you've got two choices: panic or deploy the Jedi mind trick. Just tell yourself there's no bug, there's no meme, and log off. The kitten's dead-eyed stare perfectly captures that thousand-yard stare you develop after your fifth year in production support. It's not denial if you're on PTO. It's called work-life balance, Karen from management.

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