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Content Yes, I have experience with the languages and have successfully designed and developed many systems in new and challenging domains. Impressive. You are an excellent candidate and we would like to offer you the job. Why thank you. However you are inadequate. You have never used this open source library with a well documented API. You are not fit for my organisation. You will cost me time, money and my pride... Thank you for coming, Mr. Bond. Good luck with the job search.

Content Monday 7:47 AM Yo si how hard would it be to build a Al for identifying patterns in stock and financial markets Monday 12:23 PM Idk I don't know anything about that stuff You'd need a good way to identify patterns and to feed the data into the ai Lets make one and sell it Feel like there's so many professionals trying to do the same thing I doubt we'd be able to compete Delivered I just dont think its as hard as we think Chatgbt can write half the code for us

Content Project Manager: We're going to build a facial-recognition application. Programmer: OK Project Manager: People will put in a photo, and it will search a database for matching faces. Programmer: OK Project Manager: And while it's doing that, it should flash up, on screen, a slide show featuring hundreds of other random faces which definitely aren't a match No that's stupid we're not doing that. Programmer:

When your colleague asks about your Pull Request and you casually mention you were "vibe coding" while the stats show +93 lines added, -38,918 lines deleted. That's not coding to a vibe—that's coding during an existential crisis. Nothing says "I'm totally fine" like obliterating 38K lines of code on a Tuesday afternoon. Management will definitely not notice this minor refactoring.

Content Every Developer-Guy On An Executive Meeting Be Like:

Content Nah I clean up my code WAY more often than I clean up my desk Reply 14 write unnecessary comments I can't tell if you're talking about Reddit or programming 4 18