Openai Memes

Remember when Micron was just trying to sell RAM to nerds who actually knew what it was? Now Sam Altman's out here launching ChatGPT to your grandma who thinks it's a fancy search engine. The dominoes show the beautiful trajectory from "enterprise B2B semiconductor sales" to "literally everyone and their dog can talk to an AI." It's like watching your niche indie band blow up on TikTok—you're happy for the success, but also slightly annoyed that normies are now in your space. OpenAI went from "research lab for AI safety" to "the thing your boss wants you to integrate into every product by EOD."

OpenAI trying to patch the massive leak in their server costs with ads is peak tech company energy. They're out here burning through cash faster than a GPU farm on full load, watching those cloud bills stack up like a memory leak nobody wants to fix. The Flex Tape meme format is *chef's kiss* here. Sure, you've got infrastructure costs that could fund a small country's GDP, but slap some ads on it and call it a business model. Nothing says "we're totally sustainable" like desperately monetizing your product after promising to democratize AI. Remember when they were "open" AI? Good times. Now they're just another company discovering that training models on the entire internet isn't exactly cheap, and VCs eventually want their money back.

Conference attendee sitting at their desk surrounded by enough AI swag to start a small museum, staring at their screen with the weight of a thousand unfinished side projects. Behind them, the Product Manager and Engineering Director loom like disappointed parents. The walls are plastered with OpenAI, Anthropic, Google DeepMind, and Hugging Face posters—basically a shrine to procrastination disguised as "staying current." The brutal truth: they don't want to actually build anything. They just need to check out the new LLMs. Because nothing says "productive engineer" like spending your entire week testing which AI model gives you the most creative excuse for not shipping features. The hype cycle chart in the background isn't just decoration—it's a lifestyle. That "Prompt Engineer" mug really ties the whole thing together. Chef's kiss.

Behold the perfect visualization of how AI investment money circulates in 2023! Microsoft pumping billions into OpenAI, OpenAI funneling cash to Nvidia for GPUs, and poor Oracle just awkwardly hanging out in the loop trying to stay relevant. The articulated bus traffic jam is *chef's kiss* perfect - these tech giants are just bending over backward to hand each other obscene amounts of cash while going absolutely nowhere. Meanwhile, the actual innovation is probably that bicycle in the corner quietly sneaking past the whole mess.

Oh, how the times have changed! In 2020, we were writing our own isOdd() function with a cascade of if statements like absolute savages. Fast forward to 2025, and we're just outsourcing our brain cells to OpenAI's API. Sure, the 2020 approach was inefficient and borderline ridiculous (just use num % 2 !== 0 , you monsters!), but at least it didn't cost $0.002 per API call. Progress? Maybe. But our wallets are definitely feeling the difference between "free but stupid" and "smart but expensive." The real tragedy is that somewhere out there, a junior dev is actually implementing this in production right now.

The AUDACITY of this code! Instead of just adding two variables like a normal human being (a + b = 8, duh!), this developer is summoning the almighty ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic! 💀 We've gone from "Let me Google that for you" to "Let me ask an AI to add 5+3" and honestly I'm having an existential crisis about the future of programming. Next thing you know, we'll be using quantum supercomputers to calculate tip percentages at restaurants! The saddest part? This is probably faster than some of my teammates' code reviews. 🙃

The digital ouroboros is complete. This code reads itself, asks GPT to improve it, overwrites itself with the AI's response, then executes the new version. It's basically code that tells AI "make me better" then immediately runs whatever the AI spits out. I've seen enough horror movies to know exactly how this ends. Some junior dev is going to run this, step away for coffee, and return to find their laptop has ordered itself RGB gaming peripherals and is writing a manifesto.

Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.

OH. MY. GOD. The tech industry's most dramatic love triangle has formed! 💸 NVIDIA, Oracle, and OpenAI are just passing HUNDREDS OF BILLIONS back and forth like it's Monopoly money while the rest of us cry in our ramen noodles! The meme shows these tech giants in a circular money-laundering scheme that would make any financial regulator FAINT. NVIDIA sells chips to everyone, OpenAI buys datacenters, Oracle buys chips - and they're ALL crying tears of joy while swimming in cash! Meanwhile, the tweet at the bottom announces NVIDIA throwing another $10B at Anthropic because apparently there wasn't enough AI money madness already! The tech bubble isn't just inflating - it's practically SCREAMING in helium!

Welcome to 2024, where basic arithmetic is now outsourced to AI. Instead of using the + operator like a normal person, this code asks ChatGPT to calculate 5+3. Next week: using GPT-4 to increment a counter variable. The week after: entire codebase is just one API call. Progress.