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Biggest Plottwist Ever
Security AI Programming Debugging
3 days ago 68.1K views 0 shares
Biggest Plottwist Ever
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 💸 There you are, thinking you're so clever hard-coding API keys in your ChatGPT prompts, and BOOM! OpenAI is just SWIMMING in your precious secrets like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin! The sheer AUDACITY! Your API keys - those expensive little strings that unlock digital kingdoms and drain your wallet with every request - now collected and potentially exposed! THIS is why we can't have nice things in tech! Next time maybe try environment variables like a functioning adult? 🙄

The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans
AI Webdev
3 days ago 51.6K views 0 shares
The Revenue Golf Game: OpenAI vs OnlyFans
The tech revenue showdown nobody expected! While OpenAI's impressive $3.7B looks solid in its professional attire, OnlyFans struts around in flamboyant pants with nearly double the revenue at $6.6B. Just goes to show that while we're building sophisticated AI models and neural networks, the most profitable tech isn't always the most complex. Sometimes the simplest user-generated content model wins by a landslide. Venture capitalists frantically taking notes right now: "Less transformers, more... transformations?"

Pov Deep Seeks Cto
AI Programming
5 days ago 67.8K views 0 shares
Pov Deep Seeks Cto
Ah yes, the classic tech startup delusion in its natural habitat! Nothing says "I'm qualified to be CTO" like casually proposing to replicate a $500 billion AI company with a budget that wouldn't even cover their coffee expenses. It's the tech equivalent of saying "I could totally beat Usain Bolt if I just had some new sneakers." Sure buddy, OpenAI only has thousands of PhDs, supercomputers, and decades of research—but you've got a MacBook Pro and an energy drink. Your investors will definitely be impressed when you deliver ChatGPT at home: "Hello wrold, how can I halp you toady?"

Minus 461 Votes Seems Like People Like Your Idea
StackOverflow AI Programming
6 days ago 58.0K views 0 shares
Minus 461 Votes Seems Like People Like Your Idea
BEHOLD! The most spectacular corporate announcement in the history of Stack Overflow! Meta proudly announces their "exciting partnership" with OpenAI and the community responds with... *dramatic pause*... a CRUSHING -461 votes! 💀 Nothing says "we're thrilled about this collaboration" quite like hundreds of developers collectively hitting that downvote button with the fury of a thousand crashed servers. The corporate-speak about "socially responsible AI" and "revenue streams" clearly resonated with everyone! And by "resonated," I mean triggered a downvote avalanche that could bury a small village. The true masterpiece? That little "-461" quietly sitting there like the world's most passive-aggressive code review. Stack Overflow users have spoken, and they've spoken in the universal language of "absolutely not." Chef's kiss! 🤌

Open Ai Reaction To Deep Seek Using Its Data
AI Security Programming
7 days ago 75.1K views 0 shares
Open Ai Reaction To Deep Seek Using Its Data
The irony of AI companies fighting over scraped data is peak Silicon Valley drama. OpenAI spent years vacuuming up the internet's content to train ChatGPT, and now they're clutching their pearls when DeepSeek does the same to them. It's like watching a digital version of "The Princess Bride" where the dude who stole everything is suddenly outraged when someone steals from him. Twenty years in tech has taught me one universal truth: there's nothing more sacred than the data you've already pilfered from someone else.

Chat Gpt Should Just Learn To Code
AI Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend
11 days ago 78.7K views 0 shares
ChatGPT Should Just Learn To Code
Oh the irony! OpenAI is hiring frontend engineers while ChatGPT is out here writing code for everyone else! 😂 It's like your calculator applying for a math teacher position. Maybe they're trying to build the ultimate recursive loop - ChatGPT building the interface that powers ChatGPT! Next thing you know, it'll be sending itself LinkedIn connection requests. The ultimate "I can do your job but also need your job" situation!