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Flavors Of Java

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The programmer in this meme is living in a parallel universe where Microsoft created Java, not C#. It's like claiming your first car was a unicorn, then your second was a horse, and somehow that qualified you to work at a zebra ranch.

For those keeping score at home: Java was created by Sun Microsystems (later acquired by Oracle), Android uses a Java variant, and Microsoft's C# was actually created after Java as a competitor. This person's programming timeline is as accurate as a sundial at midnight.

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