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THE ABSOLUTE CHAOS of JavaScript frameworks! First you're learning Next.js and feeling all smart, then someone mentions Nest.js and your brain short-circuits. "Wait, did I hear that wrong?" NOPE! They're COMPLETELY DIFFERENT! And just when you've sorted those two out—BOOM—Nuxt.js crashes the party! By the fourth panel, your soul has left your body and you're questioning every life decision that led you to web development. The JavaScript ecosystem is basically a cruel practical joke where they just add and remove letters to frameworks to watch developers slowly lose their sanity! 🙃

OH MY GOD, the DESPERATION is REAL! 💀 Sentry's ad is basically BEGGING you not to click their own advertisement! They're literally saying "Don't click this. Help us lower our CPC." For the uninitiated, CPC stands for Cost-Per-Click, which means they're paying money EVERY TIME someone clicks their ad. So they've created this bizarre paradox where they're advertising... but asking you NOT to engage with their advertising?! The marketing team is clearly having an existential crisis! It's like putting up a billboard that says "Please don't look at this billboard, we're trying to save on eyeball fees!" Whoever approved this strategy deserves either to be fired or promoted to CEO immediately - there is NO in-between!

The JavaScript framework naming convention has officially reached peak confusion. First you're excited about Next.js, thinking you're cutting edge. Then suddenly everyone's talking about Nest.js and you have to pretend you knew the difference all along. By the time you figure that out, Nuxt.js appears and you're completely lost... wait, is it pronounced "nuxt" or "nuked"? And just when you thought you understood, you realize there's ANOTHER framework with practically the same name. At this point, I'm convinced framework creators are just hitting random keys near 'n' on the keyboard and adding ".js" to whatever comes out.

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