Mentoring Memes

The career progression of every developer in one image. Junior asks a simple question, Senior tosses back "just google it" like they're throwing a bone to a dog. Meanwhile, the Senior's internal monologue: "I could explain dependency injection for 45 minutes or I could go back to my coffee before it gets cold." The circle of programming life continues unbroken.

The pre-vacation documentation marathon—where senior devs frantically explain every obscure codebase quirk, deployment ritual, and that one server that crashes if you look at it wrong. Then the inevitable horror upon return: discovering your meticulously crafted knowledge transfer resulted in precisely zero progress. The junior dev was too terrified to touch anything without your divine approval, and now your inbox contains 47 "quick questions" that could've been answered by reading the docs you spent 9 hours creating. Classic case of knowledge transfer theater!

That murderous rage when HR hires someone who claims "5 years of experience" but can't figure out how to clone a Git repository. Senior devs transforming into anime villains as they watch the new hire struggle with basic terminal commands while earning nearly the same salary. The dark energy isn't just for show—it's the physical manifestation of having to explain what a constructor is for the fifth time this week.

That moment of existential crisis when you realize you're either training your replacement or your future headache. Nothing like wondering if this new dev will be the one who actually reads documentation or just another copy-paste warrior who'll break production with Stack Overflow solutions. The real question isn't whether they're smart—it's whether you'll spend the next six months fixing their "creative interpretations" of your codebase.