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Content 3 rules: - no wishing for death - no falling in love - no bring back dead people I wish I would never introduce bugs in my code again There are 4 rules

Content ill fix that minor bug later And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself Volume II

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Ah, the ancient battle between CSS debugging techniques. At the top, we have the rookie move: slapping a border: 1px solid red; on everything to see where your elements are breaking. But below, the true enlightened approach: console.log() – because why visually identify problems when you can dump 47 objects into your console and pretend you're actually reading them? After two decades in this industry, I've evolved from red borders to console logs and back to red borders at least 600 times. The circle of debugging life continues.

Ah, the Rust evangelism strike force in their natural habitat. Above ground, we have the beautiful C language basking in the sunlight, nurturing an ecosystem that's been thriving for decades. Meanwhile, underground, the Grim Reaper himself is filming a documentary about the angry Rust crab that's convinced everyone C programmers are just one null pointer dereference away from total system collapse. After 20 years in this industry, I've seen this movie before. Some poor C dev is just trying to climb out of the pit while Rust zealots are down there with their memory safety pitchforks and ownership model torches. Sure, my code segfaults occasionally, but at least I don't have to fight the borrow checker at 3 AM while questioning my career choices.

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