JavaScript Doesn't Deserve Attributes

Programming languages Language wars Developer stereotypes Programming community Tech tribalism Language bias

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JavaScript Doesn't Deserve Attributes

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The meme starts all noble with "STOP making fun of different programming languages" and then proceeds to give each language a compliment... except JavaScript. Poor JavaScript just sits there, nameless and attributeless, like that one kid nobody picked for dodgeball. The irony is delicious - in a post preaching language tolerance, JavaScript gets the digital equivalent of "...and you're also here I guess." Clearly whoever made this meme has spent one too many nights debugging callback hell and now has trust issues.

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