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Content STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): minion anar ????? ??????? (lone 0x5f3759d1 float Si; ( threehalfs ( x2 y y ) ); ???????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools

Content CATALIN PIT catalinmpit Let me break it for you. Coding is: - 1 actually coding -40 debugging - 15 coffee breaks - 30 googling errors - 9 staring with your colleagues at the screen - 5 trying copypasted solutions from Stack Overflow

LinkedIn has become a dystopian hellscape where everyone's either a "Prompt Engineer" or a "Growth Hacker Ninja Rockstar." Meanwhile, the real heroes are the ones who've actually kept production alive through legacy monoliths that should've been decommissioned in 2012, debugged critical outages at ungodly hours while everyone else was asleep, and somehow managed to not burn the entire codebase down. But does LinkedIn care about your battle scars? Nope. It wants you to sound like you spent your entire career attending AI conferences and whispering sweet nothings to ChatGPT. The brutal truth is that "survived legacy monoliths" doesn't get you recruiter DMs, but "Gen AI Enthusiast" does. Welcome to tech in 2024, where buzzwords matter more than actually shipping code.

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Skip the ideological debates about Microsoft's corporate ethics—real developers judge them by their code quality. Nothing says "seasoned engineer" like hating Microsoft not because of some abstract moral stance, but because you've spent 3 hours debugging why their API randomly returns XML instead of JSON when Mercury is in retrograde. It's not about principles; it's about the trauma of watching Windows Update reboot your machine mid-deployment.

Content Language Python Scratch C C Java C Kotlin JavaScript HTML PHP Julia Lua Rust Go Ruby CSS Assembly Swift Terminal ProdrammerHumor.io POV beginner Actually Works "Kids programming language" no hate tho mother of all languages C but better? everything is a class Java but MS edition? Java but better Python but all of the good stuff is replaced with annoying stuff. Not the console Something like JS and HTML?? Python but faster used for custom scripts in games and stuff C but more modern Never head of it something about web development a combination of JSON and wired names to make something look fancy I was told never to even look at it Kotlin but on mac After many attempts, I still have no clue what on earth is going on there.