Just Vibe Code It Dummy

Legacy code Cobol Refactoring Tech hubris Government systems Unrealistic deadlines Technical debt Modernization Software engineering Tech management

Programming Devops Agile Backend

11 months ago 245,259 views 0 shares

Just Vibe Code It Dummy

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Ah, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy! Some tech bro wants to speedrun refactoring millions of lines of COBOL that literally keeps grandma's checks flowing. Because nothing says "responsible software engineering" like treating Social Security's codebase like it's a weekend hackathon project. What could possibly go wrong? Just sprinkle some AI, blockchain, and "agile methodology" on that 60-year-old code and boom – fixed by Tuesday! Next up: rebuilding the entire Pentagon with Legos over a long weekend.

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