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Ah, the mythical "3" in software – where dreams go to die. Just like gamers waiting for Half-Life 3 or Battlefront 3, programmers know the pain of Python 3 migration hell, IPv6 adoption (because we skipped IPv5), and that one legacy codebase that will never reach version 3.0. The utopian future shown here is basically what happens when a developer finally fixes that one bug that's been in the backlog for 7 years. Pure fantasy. Meanwhile, we're all still using workarounds from Stack Overflow posts from 2011.

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While everyone's fighting over whether React is better than Vue or if TypeScript is worth the hassle, COBOL developers are just sitting there eating their lunch, completely unbothered, making six figures maintaining banking systems from 1972. The language is older than most developers' parents, yet it still runs 95% of ATM transactions and 80% of in-person transactions. Banks literally can't find enough COBOL programmers, so they're paying obscene amounts to anyone who knows it. Meanwhile, the rest of us are rewriting our apps in the framework-of-the-month for the third time this year. Job security? More like job immortality. Those mainframes aren't going anywhere.

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You know that feeling when you're desperately job hunting and your standards have dropped lower than your test coverage? Zero research done, no idea what tech stack they use, couldn't even be bothered to check if they're a blockchain startup or a legacy Java shop. But hey, you're showing up anyway because rent is due and your current company just announced "exciting new changes" (layoffs). Walking into that interview room with the confidence of someone who's about to wing it harder than their production deployments on Friday afternoons. The interviewer asks "So what do you know about our company?" and you're mentally scrambling like trying to fix a segfault without a debugger. Time to dust off those soft skills and hope they're more interested in your "passion for learning" than actual preparation. The chicken walking into KFC really captures that beautiful blend of courage and questionable decision-making that defines the modern developer job search.