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Perfection Within The Week
Git Webdev Agile Microsoft Javascript
1 day ago 118.0K views 0 shares
Perfection Within The Week
The joke here is so absurd it's brilliant. Someone's claiming Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in a week, and therefore are "perfect software." Meanwhile, the three-headed dragon meme shows the reality: they're all monsters, with JavaScript being the derpy one. For those who've spent years battling Git's cryptic error messages, JavaScript's "undefined is not a function" nightmares, or BASIC's spaghetti code limitations, this is pure comedy gold. These tools took years to develop and are still far from perfect. The date stamp of 2025 is just the cherry on top of this satire sundae. It's the software development equivalent of claiming you can build the Golden Gate Bridge with popsicle sticks over a weekend.

We Can Do It In A Week
Programming Devops Agile Debugging Testing
9 days ago 75.5K views 0 shares
We Can Do It In A Week
MARKETING: *enthusiastically gives thumbs up* "We can totally deliver this revolutionary feature by next Tuesday!" DEVS AND QA: *thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen too many impossible deadlines* The eternal corporate tango where Marketing promises the moon while Development silently calculates how many all-nighters it'll take to build a rocket from scratch. HONEY, THAT'S NOT A FEATURE, THAT'S A WHOLE NEW PRODUCT LINE! 💀

Doge Plans To Rebuild SSA COBOL Codebase In Java In Months
Java Agile Programming Backend
17 days ago 79.0K views 0 shares
Doge Plans To Rebuild SSA COBOL Codebase In Java In Months
Ah yes, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy. For those who don't know, COBOL is the programming equivalent of that ancient Nokia phone your grandpa still uses – outdated but somehow keeping entire nations running. Converting tens of millions of lines of COBOL that handle checks notes just the entire Social Security system to Java is like trying to transplant a whale's brain into a dolphin over a weekend. What could possibly go wrong? Just the financial security of every retiree in America. The best part is the "DOGE wants it done in months" bit. Nothing says "I've never written a line of code in my life" quite like thinking you can replace a 60-year-old system that processes trillions of dollars before your Jira subscription expires. Fun fact: The last time someone tried something similar, they spent $100 million and got absolutely nowhere. But hey, this time it'll be different because... reasons.

Just Vibe Code It Dummy
Programming Devops Agile Backend
18 days ago 68.4K views 0 shares
Just Vibe Code It Dummy
Ah, the classic "let's rewrite decades of legacy code in a few months" fantasy! Some tech bro wants to speedrun refactoring millions of lines of COBOL that literally keeps grandma's checks flowing. Because nothing says "responsible software engineering" like treating Social Security's codebase like it's a weekend hackathon project. What could possibly go wrong? Just sprinkle some AI, blockchain, and "agile methodology" on that 60-year-old code and boom – fixed by Tuesday! Next up: rebuilding the entire Pentagon with Legos over a long weekend.

Most Humble Ui Designer
Frontend Webdev Agile Programming
1 month ago 83.9K views 0 shares
Most Humble Ui Designer
Oh boy! The classic project timeline showdown! 😂 The manager drops the one-month bomb, and the eager junior dev (bless their innocent heart) jumps in with a resounding "YES!!" Meanwhile, the UI/UX designer is giving that side-eye that screams "you sweet summer child." That pigeon meme face is the universal symbol for "I'm about to destroy this junior's entire career with my pixel-perfect demands and 17 design iterations." The junior hasn't yet learned that UI designers exist in a different time-space continuum where a month might as well be 5 minutes!