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That moment of crushing disappointment when your excitement gets brutally murdered by context. You thought you found another Java dev in the wild discussing the JRE (Java Runtime Environment), only to discover they're just talking about some podcast where people yell at each other for three hours. The betrayal is written all over that face - the face of a developer who momentarily thought they found someone who understood their daily pain of "JAR hell" and ClassLoader nightmares. Back to being the only one at the party who knows what a garbage collector actually is.

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The existential crisis of JavaScript in two panels. Top: sad face, "Nobody understands me." Bottom: sudden realization, "Maybe I'm JavaScript." JavaScript: the only language where [] == ![] is true, typeof NaN is "number", and adding arrays gives you strings. No wonder therapists refuse to take JS as a client – its issues are beyond professional help.

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Ah, the modern approach to programming: just vibing and hoping the code works. The ostrich perfectly represents how we now debug – head not buried in sand, but held high with unearned confidence. Meanwhile, "C. Sharp" signs off on this masterpiece while "O RLY?" sits in the corner questioning our life choices. Remember when we used to actually understand our code? Yeah, me neither. Efficiency is now measured by how chill you look while your production server burns.