Intermittent Fasting: Developer Edition

performance Optimization development bugs Features Intermittent fasting Work culture Developer life

Programming Debugging Testing

5 months ago 132,702 views 0 shares

Intermittent Fasting: Developer Edition

performance-memes, optimization-memes, development-memes, bugs-memes, features-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

OMG, the AUDACITY of management to starve us of the juicy performance problems we crave! 💀 For 364 days a year we're force-fed an endless buffet of mind-numbing bug fixes and feature requests, but HEAVEN FORBID we get ONE DAY to optimize something that actually matters! That sweet, sweet dopamine hit when you shave 200ms off a load time? PURE ECSTASY. But nooooo, we must suffer through the feature-request famine until the performance gods deem us worthy of their blessings. Intermittent fasting? More like intermittent SUFFERING! 😭

More Like This

Who Forgot To Declare An Unsigned Int

Programming

9 months ago 43.3K views 0 shares

whoForgotToDeclareAnUnsignedInt | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] V. rClashOfClans L3 upinguluk 10h I got negative builders SRR 2 0 Upgrades in progress R s e g i XBow e . TThe V P P i . L A o T 2 3 G Gold Storage Y 68 y o e NSy e Rir DeFense k1 . l B X N S P T T v eava b Q Q r W N 3 L Elixir Storage AR i . B N a l Suggested upgrades NG OIS s i 5 LS A r2635 L J106 Ry

Almost me.

Programming

2 years ago 42.4K views 0 shares

Almost me. | developer-memes, documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Senior Developer: Just read the documentation! The documentation:

To type or not to type

Programming Typescript Javascript Frontend

3 years ago 105.7K views 0 shares

To type or not to type | typescript-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content I'M AJS DEVELOPER IT MEANS HE'S AFRAID OF TYPES UNSIGNED INT IS DEVELOPER ? I CAN DO TYPESCRIPT! STOP IT PATRICK, YOU'RE SCARING HIM

Okay, let's talk!

Programming

9 months ago 83.1K views 0 shares

Okay, let's talk! | cs-memes, graph-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

[text] ..and Ive already created the graphics 3D models sound effects music and everything else youll need.

Bloat Is Goat

Programming Webdev Microsoft Javascript Frontend

3 months ago 252.2K views 0 shares

Bloat Is Goat

The evolution of programming efficiency is hilariously tragic. In 1975, Chad programmers hand-optimized machine code to squeeze games into kilobytes. By 2000, we'd accepted some bloat for productivity with high-level languages. Fast forward to 2025, and we've got "programmers" creating calculator apps that consume 1GB of RAM because they've stuffed 69 frameworks into an Electron wrapper. Meanwhile, they're busy impressing AI girlfriends while Microsoft casually commits open-source theft. We went from calculating trajectories to the moon on 4KB of RAM to needing 16GB just to run VS Code without crashing. Progress™

Say Hi In Your Mother Language

Programming C++

7 months ago 179.6K views 0 shares

Say Hi In Your Mother Language

When someone asks to say "hi" in your mother tongue but your ACTUAL mother tongue is C++! 💀 The audacity of this programmer responding to "say hi in your mother language" with a full-blown C++ code snippet that outputs "Hi" is just... *chef's kiss*. While everyone else is typing "hola" and "bonjour," this coding warrior decided their native language is strictly semicolon-based. Their birth certificate probably has a memory allocation error.