OMG, the AUDACITY of management to starve us of the juicy performance problems we crave! ๐ For 364 days a year we're force-fed an endless buffet of mind-numbing bug fixes and feature requests, but HEAVEN FORBID we get ONE DAY to optimize something that actually matters! That sweet, sweet dopamine hit when you shave 200ms off a load time? PURE ECSTASY. But nooooo, we must suffer through the feature-request famine until the performance gods deem us worthy of their blessings. Intermittent fasting? More like intermittent SUFFERING! ๐ญ
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