Intermittent Fasting: Developer Edition

Ah, the eternal programmer's dilemma – our brains are basically just self-sabotaging meat computers running on contradictory code. When we're coding, our brain screams "you're wasting your life!" But when we're relaxing, it's all "you lazy bum, get back to work!" And then we just stand there, holding our malfunctioning brain, screaming "WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT FROM ME?!" This is why programmers drink so much coffee – not for the energy, but to drown out the constant mental merge conflicts. The real bug was in our heads all along.

Ah yes, the mythical creature known as "The Senior Who Codes Without ChatGPT" – a tale passed down through generations of developers around the campfire. The juniors sit there in absolute awe, mouths agape, as if hearing about a programmer who remembers how to center a div without Stack Overflow or can write a recursive function without asking an AI to debug it. It's basically the programming equivalent of "back in my day, we walked uphill both ways in the snow" except it's "back in 2021, we actually had to understand our own code."

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Dad jokes and programming puns - the ultimate combo that keeps marriages strong! While she thinks he's daydreaming about another woman, he's actually plotting how naming his son "Programming" would make him the "father of programming" - a title otherwise reserved for legends like Charles Babbage. The recursion in this joke is just *chef's kiss*. Peak dad humor meets computer science in one glorious pun that probably cost him cuddles for a week.