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You know that junior dev who thinks they're saving time by pushing directly to main? Yeah, Batman knows too. And he's not having it. The classic Batman-slapping-Robin format perfectly captures every senior developer's reaction when someone suggests bypassing the entire branching workflow. Like, sure, let's just skip creating a branch, skip the pull request, skip code review, and YOLO our untested code straight into production. What could possibly go wrong? Spoiler: everything. Creating a branch isn't just best practice—it's the difference between "oops, let me fix that in my branch" and "oops, I just broke production for 10,000 users." Branches give you a safe sandbox to mess around in, get your code reviewed, run CI/CD checks, and generally not destroy everything your team has built. Plus, good luck explaining to your team lead why the entire main branch is now a dumpster fire because you couldn't be bothered to type git checkout -b feature/my-awesome-feature .