Denial: The First Stage Of Debugging

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Oh look, another Bash victim! While "riding a bike" sticks with you forever, Bash scripting is that special hell where your muscle memory means absolutely nothing. You'll spend 20 minutes Googling how to write a basic for loop for the 500th time, wondering why the syntax looks like it was designed by someone smashing random keys. And don't get me started on those cryptic one-liners that work perfectly until you add a space somewhere and suddenly your script is formatting your hard drive. It's the programming equivalent of assembling IKEA furniture with instructions written in hieroglyphics... while blindfolded.

That moment when you skip QA because "it worked on my machine" and suddenly millions of people can't make calls. Classic Friday deployment energy right there. Some developer is definitely updating their resume while the CTO explains to the board why a single untested commit took down a nationwide network. Remember kids, this is why we have staging environments and don't push to production at 4:45pm on a Friday.

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