Denial: The First Stage Of Debugging

Content thedrow commented on 31 Dec 2015 Were you able to resolve the issue? 3 rmcgibbo commented on 31 Dec 2015 No. I decided I don't care. 292 10 375 : 94

Behold the C++ developer in their natural habitat: manually managing memory while flexing on "easier" languages. These magnificent creatures believe that if you're not wrestling with pointers and segmentation faults before breakfast, you're not really programming. They've built biceps from carrying the weight of all those header files and abs from tensing up every time they forget to delete what they malloc'd. Modern languages with garbage collection? That's for the weak. Real programmers prefer their languages like they prefer their coffee—unnecessarily complex and likely to keep you up at night debugging.

That moment when your face physically contorts from the pain of reviewing an intern's code, only to discover HR wants to hire them permanently . It's like finding a production database with no backups and realizing the CTO thinks it's "innovative." The horror intensifies when you remember you'll be maintaining that spaghetti code long after the "vibe-coding" wunderkind has moved on to their next unsuspecting victim. The real pandemic isn't viral—it's nested ternary operators with no comments!

Content this asshole fish decided to walk out of the water one day and now I have to debug someone else's code

Normal programming: confident strides up the staircase. Programming with an audience: suddenly you forget how to type, what variables are, and whether semicolons even exist. It's like your brain decides to factory reset the moment someone peers over your shoulder. The curse of the observer effect in its purest form – quantum mechanics has nothing on the performance anxiety of live coding.

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