Denial: The First Stage Of Debugging

Classic IT support meets politics. The top shows someone complaining "My tariffs aren't working" while the bottom panel delivers the universal tech support mantra: "Have you tried turning them on and off again?" wearing an RTFM shirt no less. It's that perfect blend of economic policy and the first rule of troubleshooting that every developer knows by heart. Just like how restarting fixes 90% of computer problems but 0% of economic ones. Some bugs require more than a reboot – they need a complete system redesign.

The ultimate power trip doesn't exist in chess—it exists on Stack Overflow. That smug little smirk says it all: "Actually, your approach is completely wrong and shows a fundamental misunderstanding of basic principles that I mastered during my lunch break in 2011." Nothing quite matches the high of demolishing someone's simple question with an unnecessarily complex answer sprinkled with links to documentation they should have "obviously" read. Bonus points for starting with "As others have pointed out incorrectly..." before proceeding to write a dissertation that could've been a three-word reply.

Ah yes, the mythical 10,000-lines-of-code-per-day developer. Next, he'll tell us his code compiles on the first try and his documentation is always up to date. Anyone who's spent more than a week coding knows that quantity and quality have an inverse relationship that not even AI can fix. The real achievement isn't writing 10k lines - it's deleting 9,950 unnecessary ones and still having working software.

OH MY GOD, JavaScript's date handling is the ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE that keeps on giving! 😱 First, you create a date for March 9th, 2025, and everything seems fine. Then BAM! getDay() returns 0 because it's Sunday (not the 9th day, you fool!). But WAIT, it gets worse! getMonth() returns 2 because January is month ZERO in this twisted universe! And the grand finale? getYear() returns 125 because it counts years since 1900! WHO DESIGNED THIS MADNESS?! The emotional journey from confusion to horror is just *chef's kiss* the quintessential JavaScript experience. The rage is real, people!

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