Denial: The First Stage Of Debugging

That feeling of pure triumph when your WebSockets actually work in production is *chef's kiss*. After days of watching connection errors pile up like dirty dishes, debugging CORS issues that make no logical sense, and frantically Googling "why WebSocket connection closed code 1006" at 2AM, you finally see that beautiful open connection. It's like finding a unicorn riding a rainbow—theoretically possible but rarely witnessed in the wild. The sweet victory of real-time data flowing seamlessly between your front and back end makes you want to raise your arms in triumph like you just conquered the entire internet. Until tomorrow when it randomly disconnects again for absolutely no reason.

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That magnificent dragon app you've been architecting in your head for six months? Yeah, it somehow shipped as the Chrome dinosaur game. The gap between our grand technical visions and what we actually manage to implement is the most reliable constant in software development. Still counts as a finished project though, right? Just tell the stakeholders it's "an elegant solution optimized for resource constraints."

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The perfect illustration of a developer's existence: frantically coding with the energy and focus of Baby Yoda during work hours, then immediately collapsing into a coma-like state the second the laptop closes. That magical transition from "I WILL SOLVE THIS BUG IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO" to "my bed is my only friend now" happens faster than a production server crashing after a Friday deployment. The duality of programmer life - either completely wired or completely tired, with absolutely no in-between state. Balance? Never heard of that framework.