Denial: The First Stage Of Debugging

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Whoever designed this playground equipment clearly graduated from the same school as developers who write while True: with no exit condition. Just picture a bunch of exhausted kids pedaling in circles for eternity because nobody thought to add a break statement. The CPU of childhood joy running at 100% until snack time interrupts the process.

THE SWEET, SWEET LIBERATION! 😭 Developers everywhere are WEEPING TEARS OF JOY now that AI has swooped in like some coding superhero to murder our toxic relationship with StackOverflow! No more getting absolutely DESTROYED for asking why your code isn't working! No more comments like "This question was asked in 1874, do your research!" No more downvotes because you forgot a semicolon! It's like being released from programming prison where the guards were all people with 500k reputation points who judged your will to live based on your question formatting. FREEDOM AT LAST!

The stark reality of every developer's life - a minimalist, boring IDE that looks like it was designed by someone who hates color... paired with code that's a chaotic explosion of pastel madness. Dark mode for the tool, unicorn vomit for the actual work. The irony is *chef's kiss* - we spend hours customizing our editor themes but then write code that looks like it was formatted by a 5-year-old with access to a 64-pack of crayons and no adult supervision.

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Friday evening: code works flawlessly, everything compiles, tests pass, you're basically a genius. You confidently push your changes and decide to finish it Monday. Monday morning: your laptop has apparently achieved sentience over the weekend and decided to reject everything you wrote. The same exact code that worked 72 hours ago now throws errors like it's personally offended by your existence. Spoiler alert: it happens to literally everyone. The code didn't change, but somehow the universe did. Maybe you accidentally updated a dependency, maybe Mercury went into retrograde, or maybe your machine just needed to remind you who's really in charge. Welcome to software development, where Friday You and Monday You are eternal enemies.